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Re: Café Cramer - Always Open
#258793 03/22/10 01:26 PM
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Yeah. you ready...


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#258794 03/22/10 01:35 PM
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This is a nice establishment! I believe I'll have a nice cup of green tea.


Be sure to grab a fast lunch at your local NIFTY BURGERS, the celebrated Venturan franchise!
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#258795 03/22/10 01:49 PM
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<sticks head back in>

Welcome to Legion World, Gruertis Nyebif! Good to have the Governer of Ventura here.

If you don't intend to already, please feel free to check out V.I.P. Social and Ambassador Susha Bornub of Diementia L3\'s Gala Reception which will have a plethora of other dignitaries and delegates from all over the galaxy.

<shakes hand, then rushes off>

You know as well as I do Dev, its always good luck to be in the good graces of the Governer of Ventura!

Re: Café Cramer - Always Open
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Hrun Throws a battle AXE through the Window, smashing the glass and incidentally scoring double top on the dart board.

A gnarled hand reaches in and grabs a large horn drinking vessel, filled with double strength Klatchian coffee.

A few seconds later the Horn is returned empty.


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#258797 06/19/10 02:56 PM
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<blink>*HIC*</blink> Caffeine! <blink>*HIC*</blink>

<blink>*HIC*</blink> I'll have a Joe n Jonnie, Semi! <blink>*HIC*</blink>


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#258798 06/19/10 03:16 PM
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Hrun reaches in and a huge hand grasps Abin raising him up off his feet.

“No no little janitor, not here. Lady Cramer would not approve, here drink this”

And Hrun pours a very large mug of Klatchian coffee down Abins thoat.


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#258799 06/19/10 03:20 PM
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<blink>*HIC*</blink>Acckk! lemmie go ya big Hipopotogorilla! <blink>*HIC*</blink>


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#258800 06/19/10 05:43 PM
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<Throws a hot steamed towel at Abin>

Abin, bloody liberty. You've got to get it together pal. I know its not easy.

<pours another cup of coffee for Abin>

When I gave you that GL ring it was because there was a vacuum in this universe that only you could fill. Well, you're not filling it right now.

Legion World needs you, Quank.

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#258801 06/19/10 10:42 PM
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Stares hard at power ring

<blink>*HIC*</blink> Thash right... I gots a POWER RING! <blink>*HIC*</blink>

<blink>*HIC*</blink> Ring... Take me where I need to be... <blink>*HIC*</blink>

A green energy sphere engulfs Abin and suddenly, for the first time in many weeks, he is stone cold sober. The sphere then slowly vanishes, taking Abin with it... his face an odd mixture of abject terror and sheer determination.


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Re: Café Cramer - Always Open
#258802 06/20/10 01:29 PM
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Hrun shakes his head.

“Klatchian coffee is good but some do worry about its strength”

“what” asks Cobalt Kid, “is it a bit weak?”

“Not So most noble Cobaltus, it makes you Knerd”

“Knerd?” asks Cobalt, “Whats that”

“It’s what Klatchian Coffee does to you” said Hrun enigmatically “It is so strong it apparently takes you through sober and out the other side, it lets you see the world absolutely and totally clearly and without any of the veils humans use to disguise the world they see”.

Cobalt shudders, “you mean, Abins....”

“yes” replies Hrun, “He is totally sober, and thus extremely clear headed and dangerous”


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#258803 06/21/10 05:22 PM
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Ohmygod! Dad... Mr Cobalt... What did you guys do to Gramps?


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#258804 06/21/10 05:31 PM
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Rough guess here.....but it looks like Hrun helped your grandad remember who he was.


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#258805 06/21/10 05:42 PM
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Ohmygod, but like Klatchian Coffee? That stuff does weird things to people. Gram used to drink a cup before she talked to certain people... she said that when she was in the knurd state she could see right thru the lies some people liked to tell...


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Re: Café Cramer - Always Open
#258806 06/21/10 05:44 PM
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Sounds like that will come in handy.

Sounds like I should grab the recipe while I'm here, too.


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Re: Café Cramer - Always Open
#258807 06/21/10 07:47 PM
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Give me a hit of that too--I wonder what the effect would be of having it just before you enter the bar.

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#258808 06/24/10 02:51 PM
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“No my Lord” shouts Hrun slapping the cup of coffee out of Cobalts hand. “A knurd Cobalt Kid could cause the universe to collapse on it self"

Crossing over to an Omnicom pad Hrun quickly calls up and Encyclopaedia Galactica entry and reads out

Knurd

Consider the following scale: •

Being drunk is to be intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent as to be unable to perceive the world clearly through the senses.

Being sober is to be able to perceive the world clearly through the senses, yet humans are quite capable of giving themselves illusions and little stories to make life more bearable.

Being knurd is to be (un)intoxicated with Klatchian Coffee to such an extent that all such comfort stories are stripped away from the mind. This makes you see the world in a way 'nobody ever should', in all its harsh reality.

People generally find being knurd excruciating, as their comfortable illusions are stripped away and all of life's terrors are exposed. When accidentally knurd, people hurry to get alcohol into them to restore the balance. I

n fact, they generally go too far, getting very drunk in order to
a) make certain they aren't knurd, and
b) get so comfortably illusory that the mind can't recall those terrible realities.

Mis-dosing in an attempt to treat natural knurd-ness can lead to pathological alcoholism, or merely pathological violence as in the case of English Football fans


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Re: Café Cramer - Always Open
#258809 06/24/10 06:11 PM
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<thinks on it>

Okay Hrun, I'll trust your judgment.

<looks back>

Still...maybe it is time I got knurd...

Re: Café Cramer - Always Open
#258810 11/13/10 04:09 AM
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Ugh. 6 in the morning on a Saturday and already in the office.

Ms. Cramer... if ever I needed one of your doubleshot espresso Red Eyes, today is the day.

...ooh! And two of those almond biscottis, please.

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#258811 11/13/10 04:19 PM
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12+ hours later... still here... better make that a triple this time.

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Huh? Are we allowed to roleplay anymore? I thought it was catapulted into the sun!?!? confused


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#258813 11/13/10 05:07 PM
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Trust me, Chief, I wish I were roleplaying. 14-hour software deployments, running on nicotine and caffeine are no way to spend a Saturday.

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Yeah, just missing the roleplaying that's been in hibernation. hug


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Re: Café Cramer - Always Open
#258815 12/30/10 11:13 AM
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/LWG walks in, peeks around the empty cafe'/

/seeing no one, he parks himself at the counter, helps himself to a cup of joe (black) and some buttered rye toast, and writes:/

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To whom it may concern:

Thanks for the hospitality. You'll find the appropriate payment in the ashtray next to the left-most seat at the counter.
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/LWG does not bother to sign the note. He slips several Canadian dollars into the ashtray and departs as quietly as he first appeared.../


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#258816 02/14/11 07:03 PM
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Caffene!

Gads! I need some coffee, more of that Klatchian Stuff... Where does Cramer keep it?


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Re: Café Cramer - Always Open
#258817 02/15/11 06:12 AM
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<standing by the table, sipping a coffee with a smarmy smile is Cobie>

Well, well. Finally sober? I've been waiting for you, Abin. We need to talk.

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