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Isn't there some type of British morning food that is like a biscuit with meat in it? Or did I make that up in a dream recently?

If not, this tasty delight must be mine!

SCREECH!

Isn't one also supposed to eat a hunk of bologna? Or is that just a Gros Morne area tradition?

I think thats just a Gros Morne area thing.

The standard proceedure is to kiss the cod, take a shot of screech and then say some newfoundland sayings.

Then you're an honourary newfoundlander.

Café Cramer welcomes all election candidates, voters, abstainers and pretenders - even those who make snide remarks about Princess Crujectra's tastefully un-attired shoulders.

Is it true that Cafe Cramer's is catering all the election buffets at all the campaign headquarters?

If the Election Tyrant agrees that this would not be a conflict of interest, the Café will be happy to do all the catering. We have a reputation to maintain so dirty tricks and general shenanigans would not be allowed for food and drink.

In Napoli where love is King
When boy meets girl
Here's what they say

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine
Like you've had too much wine
That's amore

Bells'll ring
Ting-a-..... huh?

Oh sorry.

Thought it was karaoki night.

The place doesn't even have a microphone.

Just accept you have a Dean Martin fixation.

Hey Dean Martin Boy - I hear the Vudoo Lounge is looking for some entertainment. Why don't you head over there and start singing?

Hey Cramer!

Long time no see.
I just popped in for a quick snack on my way home.
I'll have beans, link sausage, square sausage,black pudding, bacon, potato scone, chips and a couple of dry rolls and a mug of tea please.

I dropped in on Deddies place on my way here.
They've got a Dean Martin impersonator singing "My Ding a Ling", in the nude.

The guy was good but, for some reason I came away with a craving for sausage.

Just noticed that the owner of this establishment has, just as a post this, exactly:

posts!

Congrats. I think...

Thanks! I think...

Congrats FC! It won't be long now before you become a Time Trapper.

Congrats, FC!

Congrats FC!

I see congradulations are in order for my worthy opponent!! Congrats FC!!!

Congrats FC!

Yay Cramer!

Now, what have you got to eat?

Congratulations, FC.

Congratulations, Cramer! You're a Trapper Lite... 20 percent less filling!

Can I get a fried bologna biscuit here?
And all the Dr. Pepper I can drink?

Whoa! I could finaly get some decent american root-beer!

I'll take one PLEASE!

ya know, I was jonesing for a really good deli bagel with cream cheese, lox and red onion the other morning.

Just can't be had in the town I'm now living - I'd have to drive an hour north (Montreal), southwest (Lake Placid) or southeast (Burlington), and I don't have a car!

As an ex-Montrealer, I make sure to always stock good quality bagels - and our root beer is homemade. The fried bologna biscuit & Dr. Pepper can be managed if you'll wait 5 minutes.

BTW, there's a place in Montreal that will ship their famous bagels (at least, famous in Montreal), frozen. I never enquired further. The shipping costs must be outrageous.

So who is running this fine establishment now that Fat Cramer is the Leader?

It would be a shame to let the ONLY thing that Legion World has going for it to rot, because she made a foolish choice and accepted the nomination.