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the doors fly open, A large Battle axe spins through the air and embeds itself in the wooden framework surrounding the coffee machine.
"Hurry Wench" the tall muscled barbarian shouts, "we must have coffee for the morn, all must be ready and awake"
A pile of silver coins and precious jewels are piled on the counter and the coffee machine is gone.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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HRUN!! I just walked in the door and there you are! Or at least, there's your axe in the wall opposite... All the coffee you can drink, and here's a few cakes to go with it. Take out?
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Thank you fair maiden.
I shall eat of the wondrous honey cakes, they are food fit for the gods themselves.
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Didn't know the barbarians were all caffeine addicts.
Explains a lot.
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Hrun grabs Miner before he can teleport and gives him a huge bear hug.
Chugs a flagon of coffee and leaves
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Caffeine!!
Ah, so that worked. Interesting. While I'm here, I might as well help myself to a blueberry muffin...they always were my weakness.
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Hrun appears and slaps lonestar ranger heartily on the back just as he bites into the muffin.
"Hail and well met noble fellow, thou art a constable? Well i have need of your services to track down a wrongdoer called Cobaltus"
Hrun looks puzzled as lonestar ranger is coughing and turning blue.
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Hmmmm... This shop appears to be unusually resistant to damage. Hrun's been here on many occasions and it's still standing.
And, the coffee is excellent.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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Hoo-boy. Spring cleaning!
Fortunately, the crew from SHAKES is available to help out.
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Aw, man, did they have to put all the cups in the dishwasher?
I hate drinking coffee straight out of the carafe.
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why drink out of such a small cup little Miner?
Here, share my quaffing horn!
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[burp] I take my coffee like I take my women. Intravenously. [\burp]
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy:
[burp] I take my coffee like I take my women. [\burp] cold and bitter!
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Strong and invigorating! (not that I take women, per se, but if I were to...)
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Hmmm... I could use some coffee, and some form of pastry, I think 
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I'm not allowed coffee.
Not since that incident with the hamster and the oven ready chicken.
I'll just have a glass of water please.
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My new favorite: a mate latte!
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I want that as a bumper sticker!!!
oh, wait... I don't have a car at present.
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Luverly! There's the print campaign.
Kent, I was thinking of offering a Mata Latte, as in Mata Hari. It wouldn't have as many anti-oxidants as a mate latte, though.
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I have given Fat Cramer my secret scone recipe.
Free scones for all who vote dedman!!!
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And they're delicious! Served with Screech or Red Rose tea, or the beverage of your choice.
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of course anyone who chooses to drink screech has to kiss the cod........
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