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This is the situation, folks: my war chest is getting depleted, so in order to maintain my high profile presence in the current campaign, I'm going to have to start charging for the coffee, tea and goodies.
A hand up, not a handout. Have a nice day.
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Sentinents: During this Dark Cramer Crisis, I will be seeking to fill the breakfast void created by the despicable decision announced by Dark Cramer.  Surely our wonderful friend Fat Cramer would be aghast and greatly saddened by this development and terrible misuse of her wonderful establishment.  In her honor, I hereby announce that SHAKES will immediately begin offering a FREE, all you can eat, all day/all night coffee bar and brunch menu. Dinners as always, can be enjoyed at the Starfield Lounge.  Varalent
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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And don't forget our other wonderful offer! Free puppies, kittens, and bunnies!
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Don't be silly, Cramey!
I made a killing selling my old underwear and socks on eBay!
We've got cash and plenty of it!
FREE SURF & TURF!
Vote FAT CRAMER!!!!
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Lash, you're a prince among jewels, and a jewel among princes.
Even so, I don't think I should stand for turning Legion World into a Welfare State. I've been talking to Junior McCauley about issuing some Café Cramer Sinking Debentures - so go out and buy yourself some new socks and undies. Send me the receipt. My accountnt says it's a fully deductible election expense.
The rest of you - qwitcher bitchen. No free kitchen.
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Café Cramer is once again open for normal business. All free coffee, tea, baked goods and light meals. Thank you to all friends and customers for your support and understanding.
Varalent, I went to SHAKES and took the coffee machines back. Good of you to fill the free-coffee gap in my absence. You're a true friend.
You'd think I would have dropped a few pounds from all that evil possession stuff, but no such luck. So might as well have some croissants.
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That's great FC. My pastries don't come out quite as flaky as yours! Welcome back.
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Glad you're back!
Though the pastries at SHAKES were almost as good, the atmosphere was often an unusual one in which to be partaking of breakfast. (Especially when the droids would forget to take down the dancing pole from the previous night.)
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That's not the droids' fault, STU. They take it down every night but Icy keeps putting it back up! They just can't seem to keep up with him! (As if anyone could! :rolleyes: )
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Good to see you back to normal FC! You gave us quite a scare there! Maybe this is the start of things returning to normal on Legion World, with you back to your lovable self!
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Yeah! Glad to see the Cafe back in business and SHAKES back to normal...well you know what I mean! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by Varalent:
They just can't seem to keep up with him! (As if anyone could! :rolleyes: ) Only one person could keep up with him. And Icey was so impressed with that person that he became that person's campaign manager.
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Originally posted by STU: Originally posted by Varalent:
[b]They just can't seem to keep up with him! (As if anyone could! :rolleyes: ) Sure, sure. If it works for you, keep believing that! :rolleyes:
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Brrrrr! Cold outside the AM! Need my steaming hot coffee for sure this morning! Thanks FC!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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I've had a cold for the past four days, and my throat is killing me Could I trouble you for a cup of herbal tea, Cramer dear?
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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[grabs a chocolate croissant and rushes out the door to work]
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Caffeine!
Just what I need, a hot cuppa joe to wake me up, after class!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Originally posted by Crujectra: I've had a cold for the past four days, and my throat is killing me
Could I trouble you for a cup of herbal tea, Cramer dear? Sorry to hear that Cru! Colds are the worst, especially this time of the year when they just won't go away! Let me know if you need someone to keep you warm Princess!
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Luckily it's only a headcold at the moment. A chest cold could be a major crisis for me 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Princess, I have a nice mix here with mullein, licorice and lemon verbena. Drink up!
(May I suggest you also cover up with a warm sweater?)
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Caffeine!
Sorry to hear you are under the weather Princess. Hope you get feeling better quick.
I'll just take my usual, an iced chai and a croissant and be on my way. Lot of work to get done tonight.
Cheers all!
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Princess, I have a nice mix here with mullein, licorice and lemon verbena. Drink up!
(May I suggest you also cover up with a warm sweater?) Wow that sweater on you reminds me of Lana Turner from the nineteen fifties! Va-va-va-voom! Suddenly, I'm thirsty...
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Ahhh! The joys of a hot cup of coffee!
(surpassed only by the joys of a New York bagel with cream cheese!)
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Wow that sweater on you reminds me of Lana Turner from the nineteen fifties! Like Lana Turner, but Super-Sized for today's larger appetites.
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