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Wanderer
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... I waited and waited, and waited some more. I ain't waitin' anymore!!
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Time Trapper
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...i did not have green eggs and ham, and I am not Sam. But my son is.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... Rick wrote a new children's book.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...beehive hairdos made a comeback.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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... I convinced my wife to have a beehive hairdo. Wasn't hard, now she gets to wear shocking red lipstick and all the leopard print she can layer on. Just need them horn-rimmed glasses now.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... the bride of Frankenstein came looking for her husband.
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Leader
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Leader
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...I came, I saw, I conquered, then I got tired of waiting for you and left.
p.s. I fed your cat.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... Legion Tracker came to your house and took your entire collection of LSH comics to sell on Ebay.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I got the candidates of my choice to win, using only sheer force of will! 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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...I vacuumed, so wipe your feet before coming in here.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... I took the contents of your vaccuum and dumped them on the floor. Just because.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...Fanfie and I overthrew ourselves in a coup d'état, but then we got bored, so we restored ourselves.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...the chickens came home to roost and the swallows came back to Capistrano.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...the roosters came back to chick and the Capistranans came home to swallow.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I drank the last of the bourbon lemonade. Don't worry. I'll make more.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Deputy
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Deputy
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.... I went shoppingfor Gu chocolate and sour cherry cokies. Want one?
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Wanderer
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... I let your cat and the neighbour's dog mix it up a little in your backyard.
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...we watered your pool.
(Did you ever notice the word "pool" starts with "pee?")
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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...a big time Hollywood producer wanted to pay an OBSCENE amount of money to film a part of his new blockbuster in your garage, but I told him you preferred your privacy so he should just stuff his wads of 10,000 dollar bills up his stupid butt!
You're welcome.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... I took all the pits out of your peaches.
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...and stuck your peaches in his pits.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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... Legion Tracker used "pits" and "peaches" as metaphors for other more interesting items.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...New Federal regulations caused us to go a full 24 hours without indulging in any innuendo, or else face heavy fines. It was HORRIBLE! [cries]
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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... my entire family was sick. But not me.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... I ran to the corner drug store and got Rick's family lots of cold-combatting stuff.
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