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... the Steelers secretly stole the Superbowl.
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Leader
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...future king was drafted by the newest NFL franchise, the Legion World Schnauzers.
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... Ram Boy was granted the procognative abilities of the Oracle Of Delphi and Dream Girl (but with 100% accuracy).
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I posted almost seventy times before running out of coffee!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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... we started renovating your main bathroom but had to stop while in the middle of ripping up your toilet because we ran out of sealer.
We'll be back tomorrow ... use the kitty litter box in the meantime ok?
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Wanderer
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Justin Bieber wore a Members Only jacket on Live with Regis & Kelly... it's now the official jacket of the US military...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Wanderer
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... we turned your home into a brothel. 
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Time Trapper
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...future king became The King of Wishful Thinking. (he tells himself he's over us)
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Time Trapper
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...the Grammies mattered for once!
just kidding. it'll never happen.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...we had your name legally changed to Wilma.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...we took out your brakes. You have to use your feet instead! Hope you got a good callous built up!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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... we cooked a lot of fish. We opened all the windows in the house but, well it's bad. Let's just put it that way. 
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Wanderer
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... thousands of McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwiches were dropped on NYC's Times Square
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
... thousands of McDonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwiches were dropped on NYC's Times Square 
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Wanderer
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... we sprayed all your clothes with Estee Lauder 'Beautiful' perfume. It's nice.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...we traded your car for a lifetime supply of prunes and string cheese.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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... we called your bosses and told them you were going on an "extended vacation".
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
...the Grammies mattered for once!
just kidding. it'll never happen. ...Esperanza Spalding kicked Justin Bieber's butt at the Grammys. Her town of origin/My town of residence is pleased.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Trap Timer
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^^Got to say the Grammies actually made some halfway decent choices for once.
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^^
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One of Bieber's whiny fans apparently vandalized Spalding's Wiki for a few hours with such clever put-downs as "Go die in a hole" earlier this week.
Stay classy, Bieber-ites. :rolleyes:
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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... We started a new Justin Bieber fan club.
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...I painted all the electric fans to match the drapes.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...I made playclothes for the children out of the old drapes.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Sorceress
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...VaGaga became my new favorite word for it.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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... we devoured the last of the chocolate cake and drank up all of your orange soda.
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