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Wanderer
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... Anderson Cooper did a story on your disappearance
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Time Trapper
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...somebody hot that you were really interested in was here wanting to have sex with you. Ended up leaving with your best friend instead.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... we let all the air out of your tires, including the spare.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I made a New Years resolution to give up junk food, filthy daydreams, cheap booze, and posting on Legion World...
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...and now that I'm dead of sheer boredom, you inherit 79 cents and two slightly scratched 101 Strings LPs. Enjoy!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...someone set off a dirty bomb.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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... and her name was Betty. Nothin' like a "Dirty" Bomb ooozin' luv, ya'll.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... Linda Evans called, she wants the shoulder pads back that she lent you in the 80's.
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Time Trapper
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... I gnarfled the Garthog!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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... George W. Bush and Dick Cheney finally got married
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
... George W. Bush and Dick Cheney finally got married ...I was singing back-up vocals at the wedding reception, and I saw Quis catch the bouquet!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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... we ate all your chocolate chip cookies.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...we drew names for next year's Secret Santa. You got the LMBP Spectre.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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... I put a extra-special surprise under your bed. 
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...the winter dingleberry crop was harvested and a dingleberry basket delivered to you. (I left it in your playroom!)
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... we cleaned out all the fuzzy things from our navels.
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It was announced that "The Chuck Taine Show" is coming this fall to the OWN network (Oprah's channel)
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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... cleome got a gig singing the national anthem at the 2012 Republican Party Convention
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... we did your taxes for you so now you don't have that to worry about this new year. Aren't we just the bestest of friends? 
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Leader
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...keep in mind that while we were filling out your tax form, we guessed at everything. You have 120 dependents and a take home pay of 72 golden apples.
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......and I.R.S. agents came by looking for you, said they would be back and for you not to leave the country.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...the new Republican representatives called to say they'd chosen you as their scapegoat-of-the-month. Then the Democrats called with the same message.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...polyester bell bottoms came back in style.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... your maid and butler just up and quit on you. They kept insisting they were your "mom" and "dad". Yeah, right!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...sentient poop came for a visit. They touched everything.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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