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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...we discovered that writing holiday thank-you notes using cracked-wheat toast in lieu of note paper is harder than we thought it would be.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... we painted everything in your house an electric blue colour.
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Originally posted by future king:
... we painted everything in your house an electric blue colour. ...Including the pets!
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... strange blue creatures resembling common household pets came looking for you claiming they were time-travelling decendants of your cat and dog.
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Time Trapper
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...someone put chocolate in your peanut butter! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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... someone put peanut butter in your chocolate.
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Legionnaire!
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... I was a Pepper. He was a Pepper. She was a Pepper. We were a Pepper. We thought you would have liked to have been a Pepper, too, but... eh, maybe next time.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...four of us went into a magical wardrobe where we discovered a magical land over which we reigned as kings and queens. Then someone got the bright idea to hunt this white stag.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...another damn fruitcake showed up in the mail. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...disco made a comeback.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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... we sent all you best linen to the dry cleaners. You're welcome.
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... invisible ninja robots stole your Christmas presents
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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...we auctioned off the Internet to Comcast, Verizon et al.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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..Santa called to say that by the time he got to your place, a shot of whiskey would be nice.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...you were asked to take a "voluntary" furlough day.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Someone named Rip Hunter stopped by said he needed your help repairing time, called you "unreliable" and that he would have to get his Dad instead. He then left, He was very rude.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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...someone outbid you on the Mayavale issue. Really.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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... we sold your entire comic book collection for 10 cents each. You made a total of $26.10. You're welcome.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...the carolers showed up. I was miffed when they wouldn't sing "It's Christmastime In Hell" from South Park. No hot chocolate for THOSE amateurs! [scowl]
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... evil elves came by and stole all your Christams decorations.
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Leader
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...the "liday" in your Happy Holidays light display burned out. The neighbors are signing a petition to have you shut down.
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...but there have been a lot of men ringing your doorbell. They didn't look like UPS guys.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Wanderer
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...I opened all your presents.
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Wanderer
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... I re-gifted all your presents! You're welcome.
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