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"Cook prunes with 1 stick Whole Cinnamon and a grating of lemon peel."

"I'm just a goblin standing in front of a clown, asking her to love me. What's so confusing about that?"

"Critics have their purposes, and they're supposed to do what they do, but sometimes they get a little carried away with what they think someone should have done, rather than concerning themselves with what they did."

"Afternoon, Mater. Pater won't be down for tea. Just buried him. Had to. Dead, you know."

"Look, if he comes back, he comes back. If he doesn't, we'll open a bottle of champagne!"

"The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc."

"Got a wife and kid in Baltimore, Jack. I went out for a ride and I never came back."

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

"Pork in the pink! A cheapie!"

Groove is in the heart!

"My teen angst bull**** has a body count."

"Rock-a-bye rabbit in the hot oven; into my mouth, for dinner, I'm shovin'."

"I cut off Heather Chandler's head, and Heather Duke's head has sprung up in it's place, like some mythological thing my eighth-grade boyfriend would have known about."

"Well, when he did me, he was unlisted!"

"How could an airboat be selfish?"

"A PENGUIN! And he's been DRINKING!"

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

"Welcome, Hag! You may look as old as the planets, but your equipment certainly is up to date!"

"'Ancient Chinese Secret', huh?"

"I know I'll never love this way again
...So I keep holdin' on" ...

"Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals - the very semi-finals, mind you - of the ping-pong tournament at the club and this ghastly thing happened. We were both playing way over our heads and the score was 29-28. And we had this really terrific volley and I stepped back to get this really terrific shot. And I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly."

"This is the first time in my life that I've sat up all night with a parsnip."

"All kinds of people take Ex-lax".

"Here I am, wasting my life, when all along I could've been inventing imitation snail."

"I'd like to teach the world to sing,
In perfect harmony."