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"We've just invented a burglar alarm with a bold new sound!"

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."

"Working is not in my job description!"

"Phineas J. Whoopee, you're the greatest!"

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It's always wonderful when someone quotes one of my people!
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"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.'"

“I never see that prettiest thing
A cherry bough gone white with Spring
But what I think, 'How gay 'twould be
To hang me from a flowering tree.'”

"Gee willikers Mister, don't you know that's not a real goil?"

"I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department."

"Oh, come, come now. Just because you sold your soul to the devil that needn't make you a teetotaler."

"But George, What will the neighbors think?"

"The one about who I really am? Try crossdresser."

"Okay, but after I do that, then can we go shopping?"

"I'm a saint, in a sinners eyes"

"Friday night arrives without a suitcase.
Sunday morning creep in like a nun."

"...there's a f*cking WITCH and a girl who speaks through THOUGHT BUBBLES. Oh and let's not forget the pregnant hermaphrodite whose baby's father is his own father due to a night of drinking after he had sex with the man who says he isn't gay and is in love with a girl who may or may not be his sister who is in love with the man that the heiress had a baby with in Tijuana after a shootout..."

“I can see that "reap" and "deep," "prayers" and "bears," . . . do rhyme, and so I suppose it is a splendid effort, but if you had written it in plain prose, I could have understood it a great deal better and read it a great deal more easily.”

"I've learned that nobody looked good in the Seventies."

“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

"I've been humbled and broken as never before in my life and as a consequence have given up areas of control in a way that I never have before..."

"You will remember my name. I'm the one who beat you at your game."

"Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record."

"Batman's a scientist!"

"I'm free the second Tuesday of next week."

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.”