Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Tamper's Secure Undisclosed Location

The Legion World Triumvirate, or at least one third of it, is prepared to use the enormous amount of funds they have amassed during the last three years of intergalactic warfare to refill the funds. All we ask is that when this loan is eventually paid back to the the secondary market (us), we recieve a 25% interest fee).

I'll have my primus pilus, Scipio Taltarus give me an update on what our monetary status is, since we generally just amass as much wealth as we can in the traditional Roman style (I am Ggrrggian after all). Then I'll see what my lawyer, Quislet, Esq. says.

Unless, of course, Tamper Lad foresees this causing further problems

(Hell, I don't know if he realizes that Crujeckie and I set up the LW Central Bank ourselves...as threads during Oct. 3004 can attest!)

Golly, Cobie... we certainly were busy in the early days

Well, when the two of us get together, we certainly know how to get busy...

I say "Caffine" And get instantly teleported to Cafe Cramer where the food and libations are gratis.

A Diet Coke, hamburger & fries please. Oh and a big piece of the Chocolate Lemon Meringue Cake.

Too late Cobie. I'm afraid a full scale bank panic has set in.


<Flashes to Holo-news clip of Stoopid Cat withdrawing a huge bag of cash and redepositing it into the safety of his litter box.>

I'll arrange a press conference. Psyonia hasn't withdrawn all of it's financial support from Legion World, merely any unnecessary funds. And even if it did, most of the Psyonian money in there is mine, and I also only transferred non-essential funds back home.

The Legion World Central Bank is in no danger of closing any time soon.

I apologize sentients, for any damage I may have caused. Allow me to transfer a good portion of my own personnal wealth into the Legion World Central Bank, as a token of my good intentions.

In fact, I find Legion World to be very financially attractive. I migh consider making some heavy investments once my investigation is over...

Most excellent, and now because of our feline population LW has the most distinctive smelling money in the galaxy.

Each denomination has a different odor, surely a boon to the visually impaired species that come as tourists.

<$15,000,000,000 genarii, Dark Oval currency, is wire transferred into the Legion World Central Bank. It is the maximum any one depositer can make.>

Nothing personal, Ranger dear, but isn't having you offer financial support to Legion World kind of like putting the fox in charge of the chicken coop?

Nonsense, the bank never complains about all those deposits the Supper Club takes in from illicit gambling and arms smuggling operations. Slush funds for foreign agents to subvert our way of life should be fair.

And since there's sure to be mayhem coming soon, this week at the Club we have a supply of Coluan home forcefield kits freshly declared surplus by their planetary defence forces.

Tamper Lad, throughout my time here on Legion World, I have noted that you, above all others, are a man that seizes opportunity.

My time spent in the Dark Oval allowed me access to several Dominators that could conduct experiments without standard UP restrictions. Perhaps you'd like some introductions?

I ask for nothing in return, other than advice on how to increase my financial holdings here on Legion World through various investments. It appears the only way to buy real estate around here is through the Real Estate Offices--which are controlled by the House of Jectra and the Triumvirate. Very interseting that they can control who buys what.

This estrablishment is siezed in the name of Superboy Prime!

(hmmm... I may need a new name to reflect my growing power and authority...)

Tamper Lad! Are you home?!

This is the Royal Inquisitor! I mean you no harm. I\'ve arrived via tesseract .

<destroys tesseract with omega blast from eyes>

No one will follow me.

<puts Vee down on a couch>

I have the LMBer Varalent. He's been attacked. They're going to blame me. I know you're an LMBer yourself now, but you've always gone your own way and done your own thing. I was hoping I could count on you to help, or to at least use discretion. We need to found out what's wrong with him...he doesn't appear to have any wounds, but seems on the verge of death.

Also...I believe the danger is still near...

I've been running through the streets all night...and just need a place to rest...

<sits next to Vee>

Ohmygod!

Mr Tamper doesn't like come here very often anymore cuz it's like not secure and junk.

Please don't move Mr Inquisitor, I'd hate to like kneecap you, cuz I know Mr Quizzy-Poo likes you a lot and I trust his judgment...

HM...?

<stirs. Vee is still passed out on his side>

Everyday Girl. Hello. Please, I won't attack you. I could never hurt an innocent...again...

Besides, I owe you a great debt for what you did to the Red Bee. For months he would torment me everyday at Takron-Galtos, laughing at me for being locked away from Quis.

But you must trust me. Vee has been attacked by some unknown force, and he's still in danger. The Eye is speaking to me somehow...and its telling me to keep Vee hidden. Something else else awful is here on Legion World. I was hoping Tamper Lad could use his equipment to examine Vee without alerting anyone to our presence here. We don't know whose watching in the main city, where all the rest of the LMB are.

Will you help me? I know I've done nothing to deserve it...but I stood by your uncle Space Ranger when those bastards killed him. Quis and I fought them with everything we could. He once believed people could change, like his dear Emerald Empress. Perhaps...you could?

Ohmygod!

Like yeah, I remember who had my back when I took out Red Bee, and I like never got to thank you for that...

But this isn't like the best spot to hide... Mr. Tamper-Puss didn't 'zactly keep this place a secret.

And I wouldn't trust Mr Vee to any of Mr Tamper's Machines... anything he built would be just as likely to turn Mr Vee into a chocolate egg cream as it would to help him...

We need to find a way to sneak you and Mr Vee into Medicus One. Doc One is the only LMBPer who I'd trust to help Mr Vee...

You're right, little one. We should leave then, if this is no longer secure. Perhaps Medicus One or Two would be the right place to go, but I hear the Eye warning me against bringing Vee back to a public place.

If only Dr. One were around Legion World more often! See how Vee has no marks on him, no scars? Its hard to say what type of attack this was...

Where should we go to next? Already the Security Office is probably hunting me...

Ohmygod, We could like use the tesseract system to get around without like going thru public places...

I like know a few... OHMYGOD! Wait a like minute...

<span style="font-size: 20px;">Mearl Dox!!!</span>

She hasn't been around in a while but her cottage in the scary woods is still there... and I have a key she gave me before she left.

Whatdaya think?

Meh, This place is so unsecure. But at least its not encased in a block of ice.

SOrry to hear bout Vee. My gear is at your disposal. I'm off on a little end of summer safari with the Colonel.

Mr. Tamper-Puss you really need to get this place cleaned up and ready. It looks like a new crisis is starting and we'll probably need to use the SUDL for some stuff and junk...

Ohmygod! Mr Tamper-Puss, I know you're either here or monitoring this place so listen up!

I need some rounds that will work against the ghosts, goolies, and mystical uglies that that creepy Mr Zardi has working for him.

Holy water, garlic, silver whatever you think will work. And none of that left over britishizer junk.

Double your usual rate plus costs if you have it to me by tommorrow...

There's no such thing as ghosts. But if there were this stuff will do the trick. Use it carefully, you might get a reaction like when you spray cat pee on a dog.

Candle walks in with and and look up with extreme attentiveness in their eyes.

After a short, awkward pause, Candle looks down regretfully to the kitties and says, "I'm sorry kids, I thing it was just a 'colorful expression'."

"Hrrrmmmmmph!" they say and sit down to clean themselves and think about the possibilities.

"I don't mean to intrude, but Kent sent me by with a list of things that he hopes you might have," Candle says and hands him a note from Kent with some lists and requisitions.

"The most important things are the nets that can hold magical beings and that can stretch or shrink to size. We really hope you have something like that and that you have a large quantity of them."

She continues briskly, "Kent'll take whatever you have in stock and whatever you can order," Candle pauses, "this looks like a 'long hall' kind of need."

"If you have them or can get them, send them over as soon as you can."
"The number to contact Kent with questions and/or for further orders and negotiations on prices (we can bypass bidding on this) is on the note and the requisitions."
"He said to call him anytime."

Tamper Lad nods silently, looking at the papers.

"Thanks," Candle says, walking to the door, picking up and , and starting out.

"Meow? Rrrrrrr!"

"No, I don't think you should give 'it' a try . . ."
The door gently closes.