Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Tamper's Secure Undisclosed Location

Ohmygod, Mr. Tamper, when you take over Legion World, will I be allowed to help with the crisises and stuff?

That little rascal...

Who knew Tamper was such a flirtacious trollop? He's more like me than he chooses to acknowledge!

Hmmm. TL he's not nearly as decrepit as you made him sound, but you're right about him being as infectious as STD Boy back home.

Can't you get along? It'll move the Crisis along so I can get you home.

Ohmygod, This popcorn is stale, when are you gonna make a fresh bowl?

And there's no beer left in your fridge and the pizza's all gone...

What kind of secure undisclosed location is this anyway?

Er well, there's been precious little drunken debauchery at the SUDL in the past several weeks.

And i have been less than libidinous lately. Probably just a down-cycle in the hormonal cycle of an evil genius, but my interest in the evil genius breeding program is at an all-time low.

Ohmygod, whatever, but while you're down cycling I'd like to watch the view on your big screen. Gramps is watching stinky hockey on his.

The pantry has been restocked, cable's been brought in. You're allowed to watch your talk shows here as long as I don't need this thread to put the governing apparatus of Legion World in play.

There's only one house rule at the SUDL... "NO DR. PHIL!!"

Judge Judy's OK, then?

Right after we finish this David The Gnome marathon. Watching that show while taking mushrooms is a whole new experience--trust

Guests are reminded that while consumption of illicit substances are not prohibited, they must be consumed on the adjoining Cheney Estate rather than within the SUDL itself.

I'd hate for some over-zealous prosecutor to accuse me of providing these medicinal substances to minors.

Ohmygod, the Cheney Estate is just too creepy for me.

Besides, the Redwood Room over at STU's Mansion has a much better stocked bar...

True, he does have a well stocked bar.

But his big screen TV doesn't have deliver subliminal re-education to make his guests more willing to serve in my crusade to bring a novus ordo seclorum to LW.

Ohmygod, why do you need a crusade to bring a Novus Ordo Seclorum (are you sure that's spelled right?) to Legion World?

Don't those cheap little Korean Cars usually ship by boat? Or is a Crusade some new class of container ship?

Does my thinking about this stuff mean I've been subliminated? or am I still a virgin?

I think I'm still a virgin. I mean I'd know right? If I'd been subliminated, I mean.

That Canadian Beer is good stuff. **hic**

This is the worst undisclosed location I have ever seen!

I knew just where to go!

(blasts a wall to cinders)

And not at all durable!

*Sigh*

The magic chickzzz are already tearing down the place and I haven't even pulled out the selection of liqueurs and chocolates yet.

Thanksgiving dinner looks like it could get a liitle sloppy.

Next time you should not cut corners in building your Undisclosed Location.

Nah, i just need switch the class of females I associate with to mousy research associates.

Ie. I must avoid,

Mistresses of All Evil
Teenaged martial arts girls with big guns
Super-heroes
Kryptonian Feminists
and most of all,
Girls who choose Mining Engineering as a major

Believe me, you are no associate of mine.

No matter, madame. All are welcome to use the SUDL the most fortified place on LW.

*passes out the port and cigars*

I'll pass on the cigar Tamper old bean but as your offering a glass or two I think I'll join you for a little old chinwag.

By the way, (looking at cinders where the wall used to be) dont stand over there on your own girl come over here and introduce yourself.

(whispers to Tamper) You know that cinderella girl you've got helping out in the SUDL is a bonny wee thing.

Ohmygod, Hi Mr. Faraway! Good Morning Mr.Tamper!

Are you gonna like introduce me to your new Girlfriend?

New Girthrwend... you are mithaken young lady... i'm much too smawt to evah have a girlthwend awn legion world again.

Ohmygod, Mr. Tamper, I think your tongue poked like completely through your cheek.

Ewwww... That's gotta HURT!

He is so busted.

er sorry! mouth fulla marshmallows.