Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Tamper's Secure Undisclosed Location

Hmmph. That's just my luck. I kiss a guy and he wonders if Cali's okay.

*crosses arms and flops into a seat*

She's fine. We were separated in the tesseracts but it's not anything to worry about. I think she said something about being too cute to die before I lost track of her...

Anyway, you don't get to play the pity card here! It's not my fault you're evil genius plans keep falling through. Personally, I think it's because you haven't allied with Cobalt Kid. He's the man to know if you want security in your wrong doings, after all. (And not a bad lay to boot. )

Sorry, I was just worried about her. We had a fling a while back you know, but I worried about you too.

And I have no desire to ally myself with the Rhodium Rascal. And please refrain from mentioning the prowress of others in my presence. It offends my Coluan cultural sensibilities.

Mmm, sure you were. (Haven't even tried to call me Chilly or anything... *pouts*)

And I'll just pretend like I know who Rhodium Rascal is or wtf you're talking about.

*swings legs from side to side on chair*

So, what're we doing tonight?

I am kinda tired from the reunion. I was planning to stay in. I guess you could stay here if you'd like Frio.

You are *so* cute when you pout Chilly.

That's another thing! How could you go out and party while Cali and I were missing? Honestly.

And, thank you sooo much for that lackluster invite. I was planning on staying for a bit to regain some of my strength anyway, but it is so nice to feel welcomed.

(Can you feel the sarcasm or should I lay it on thicker?)

Sorry Tamper Lad, it's too little, too late. I know you're heart's not in it. Or either brain. Let's just watch some TV or something...

Would you prefer I all over you like that Cobalt Kid. I for no one.

But I will make a and move.

*moving clumsily/drunkedly?...*

You do too drool! I have proof... somewhere.

Anyway, I didn't come here for that. I just wanted to slap you around some for getting me lost. And grudgingly thank you for saving me too. And now I have.

Oh! I almost forgot. *gets up and spanks Tamper Lad on the arse* That's from Nova. I like her. Girl's got spunk.

*kisses Tamper Lad on the cheek before sitting again*

So, what about the TV?

A documentary on the history of insurance.

*whispers*
Nova gets aroused by talk of casualty insurance


*sits next to Frio and turns on TV*

ooooh casualty


*sits*

Wouldn't you know that history's one of my favorite things.

*snuggles up to Tamper Lad*

Now, don't get any ideas. I'm not Nova and I'm definitely not Cali. Not that they're not lovely women, of course. Nothing but love for them.

*waves to Nova*

Nova's a married woman, kid.

And I wouldn't think of anything like that between you and moi, Chilly.

I never implied otherwise old man.

Okay, no more with the Chilly now. Or your new name is Old Man Tamper -- OMT for short.

Ohmygod, for a secure undisclosed location a lot of people hang out here...

Mmmm... Popcorn, May I have some, Please?

*snuggles to Frio*

You know your skin is not as chilly as I'd of expected based on your powers.

*sigh*

Oh hello everyday girl, help yourself. You'd think I was running a bawdy house with all of you young things running around.

Hmpff I must be careful or Rhodium Rascal will accuse me of that very thing and execute a warrant.

"Rhodium Rascal"? Has Cobie been kidnapped and his parallel world twin taken his place?

Ohmygod, Thanks. *munch* *munch* Who's Rhody Ratskull?

He's the guy that runs the Office of Medio... Insecur.... Security.

Is this a private party or can anybody join in?

Well at least with you here LAM, the rascal can't accuse me of having an under-age orgy.

Nova only looks young, shes the same age as me.

How does that tally in Coluan years?

Ohmygod, what's the office of Office of Media Insert Security? Isn't that something in the middle of a newspaper?

Yes Everyday Girl, when I take over Legion World Cobalt Kid will be reassigned to a job he can't mess up. He's going to be in charge of sealing those little perfume inserts in magazines.

LAM i'm not sure how Coluan years translate, but Nova's sentience arrived mere hours after my own.

I bet there is a little tale of why you have this resentment towards Cobie...harkening back to way before i graced the halls of Legion World...

How could there be I joined Legion World only a month before you did and didn't confront the Rhodium Rascal until well after you were here.

I just can't stand incompetence.

*Looks over shoulder*

Quiet Nova, there is no irony whatsoever in that statement.

Point taken, TL...but i suppose you could make something up, eh?