Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Tamper's Secure Undisclosed Location

Ohmygod, is that like a bowling league?

No, Nova, Hangover Kid and I were all trained in the same evil genius class.

Ohmygod, and they never helped you with your homework? Is that why you flunked out?

Er no, I needed no help with my homework. I decided to come to Legion World after Nova married Throbbing Lad and Hangover Kid moved to Brewery World.

Don't get into the imbibing stage, TL, or else the excess alcohol could do serious damage to your inner Colu...

Ohmygod, well if you didn't need help with your homework, why did you flunk out?

LAM, I think he passed the imbibing stage a wile back, now he's just maintaining...

He didn't flunk out hon. He and I had some issues a while back.

I kicked him out for being a bad boy and sent him to Legion World as punishment. I've been following his story here, and though he still sucks I'm offering his old job back.

I don't go around revealing your secret origin, do I? I'd appreciate it if you'd stop giving them these little tid-bits that undermine me.

Ohmygod, You have a secret origin?

I like Everyday Girl. She's annoying Tamper. That's a good thing. Plus she's very perceptive, what with the whole pompus windbag thing.

Ohmygod, I usually like the gay guys I meet because they talk to me instead of my chest and they don't think I should jump in bed with them just because they said hi to me.

But, your a Creep!

Get away from the kid, you communist sympathizer. When J. Edgar Cobalt gets tired of wearing that dress and brings his G-men back from space, we'll expose you as the pink menace you are Glamour Puss.

Apologies Everyday, Tamper Lad's screwed up again and rebooted the two of us straight out of the 1950s. Thank goodness, the office of security didn't change permanently to that crazy upsidedown rocket ship.

Excuse me kid, I gotta go use Tamper's UNIVAC to see if I can fix things. Golly, I hope I can figure it out cuz right now the only computer stuff I know is punch cards and FORTRAN.

Booted into the '50s?

Given what always happened to the non-humans in those films, I think I'll just avoid you lot for the time being.

Gosh jeewillikers!!! Look at that, What is it? Can you communicate? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?

Don't you worry about racism/specism here, Mr. Bug. I'm very open. After all how many well-bred white girls like me go prancing about Legion World with a coloured kid like Tamper? Then again how many girl computer engineers were there in '57?

I'm sure TL's a cool cat too. He'd talk but he's busy doing Duck 'n Cover drills to prepare for the Communist invasion.

Um, right.

I'm sure you crazy kids are like, way out. But unless this '57 deal has somehow bestowed upon you some prize Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard 45s, I'm staying over here.

Supersonically Nuclear Miner!!! But don't mention that music infront of TL when he's finished moving those cases of baked beans into his fallout shelter.

He thinks rock'n roll is a conspiracy between the Russians and the Mafia. He's so square sometimes.

The Russians and the Mafia? C'mon. Everybody knows the Commies prefer bebop.

And there is no Mafia. Jane Edgar Hoover says so.

Hey TL I think your UNIVAC says its got a report about your omniscanner?

It also that you'll be cool soon enough. Though it says that you've creamed me permanantly. I better be fixed before I have to leave Legion World, you dig Clyde?

I hate choosing sides, people, because i think both Tamper Lad and Nova Girl say things that make a whole lot of sense...just maybe not to each other, dig?

Jeepers thanks for reminding me about that weird energy in the tesseract system.

Delayed magic? Turn me into a woman, stupid glamour puss. I doubt anything will happen. I'm off to the HQ to report on the happenings.

*ice slides in*

TAMPER LAD! Where are you? I know you're around here somewhere, that Nova Girl told me so...

Well, I suppose I don't know since I've never met her before and she's sort of an odd duck but still. I HIGHLY SUSPECT you're here! And WE HAVE BUSINESS!

Nova??? Why'd you wake me. Do Throbbing Boy and Closeted Lad need help?


Wait a minute, you're not NG. It's good to see you. I see you've cleaned all that green bloody goop...

You. Bastard.

*slaps*

How dare you just send us away?

*slaps again*

We could've been hurt!

*another slap*

Or killed!

*and another slap*

How could you do such a thing?

*aaaand another*

All that and you saved our lives?!

*kisses deeeeeply*

Bastard.

*confusion*


I didn't mean for that bad stuff to happen. I had a bad day. Actually pretty much all my days have been bad since Nova got here and the crisis invaded every hour of my days.

None of my plans to stop that Glamour Puss have worked and in the end he's taken down by a dart in the butt. Nova probably thinks I'm a goof.

But The day you guys were lost in the tesseracts was the worst. I'm glad to see ya kid, I hope Cali's back too.