Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Tamper's Secure Undisclosed Location

(smashes in door)

this place needs to be redecorated.

i heard you had an ipod tamper lad. what's your price?

Excuse me, you are interrupting a private talk on conquering the universe.

*banishes CK to another dimension - and locks the security screen*

Now LAM we have a guest.


I-pod oh these trinkets, take what you wish.

Forgive me, master, being ruthless is so exhausting...

(flies in via the tesseract system and scans the area)

Hm... not here either... Where ARE you, Vee?

(flies back into the tesseract system)

STOOPID SWEEDISH MEATBALLS, Why is something always missing from the package?

Oh my first maiden, please report to compy's examination...

<looks up from assembling his new IKEA bookcases.>

...HEY you're no maiden, though since you are male and work at the office of security you are pretty much untouched and unspoiled.

The Cobalt Kid doesn't seem to share with others.

Maybe Cobie ain't my type....

I was refering to the youngster who was here just a moment ago. You however fit the same criteria of a non-maiden. Bah....

BAH They'll never agree to supply me with maidens, untouched and unspoiled for my plan. I'll need to find an alternate source.

Ah I have an idea, back to the convention and Legion World to apparently be a "good boy" and help out the LMB. Could they be more incompetent?

I realised what week it is, there will be a plentiful supply of what I need for my plan soon enough.

Faraway Lad arrives at the deserted TSUL.

Looking around he shouts,

"Quick IB I need access to......."

Looking around again he realises he is not in the Temporary command centre,

"Ack what a time for the powers to go on the fritz"

A small screen lights up in the corner of the room

"How may I serve you" says a robotic voice.

Recognizing Tamper Lads style of decoration Faraway moves over to the monitor,

"Compy, I need access to the archives of the Evil Genius Institute, LMB security office all systems security override FCO – 247/Ardeen/ADV300, rebootnow”

As the machine connected Faraway to the Archive he single minded searched for the answers.

<Tamper's image comes on the screen>

Does this look like a public library?

Well, now that you mention it, yes.

Wasn't there a discussion group going on (and on, and on) about the dewey decimel system here just a short time ago?

Actually that was in the "Kill this Thread Contest" thread.

Of course, most of this board gets put in the 741s, so it would be easy to get confused.

ARGH

Well compy I need you to analyze this EGI Digital Omnimeter. It seems to have been infested by some strange energy from the tesseract system. It was probably just a remnant of Project:Spastic Colon but take a look at the data on the meter and try to purge that energy from it before you're done.

Omnimeters aren't exactly cheap.

Compy: Project Parameters Set. ETA 4 days.

TL, what is this place? OMG it's sector 415E.

So you gonna get on with it and help those guys with their crisis, or are you gonna come home with me? Throbbing Boy, Hangover Kid and I need you. Its been like forever since I read useless facts about the royal navy?

Ohmygod, How can it be a secure undisclosed location if it's right there on page 1?

Welcome to the SUDL ladies. Since the rest of Legion World seems to make themselves welcome here you may too.

And yes EG, i find it odd that my SUDL has so many visitors.

Nova, much as I love you and your hubby Throbbing Boy I think I need to stay here to help with the crisis.

Ohmygod, there's a crisis? What, not enough earplugs?

No, that's not the crisis, child.

A megalomaniacal evil-genius has been abducting schoolgirls for his secret plan to take over Legion World and reboot it as InvertedRocketShip.net .

Ohmygod, so with this being Legion World and all kinds of heroes hangin out here like Cobalt Kid and Invisible Vee and Semi-Translucent Fellow in the end all the pompus windbag evil genius winds up with is a bunch of lumps on his head, right?

No I lied, that's not the crisis either.

Apparently the universe is ending if we don't do something. So I've been fighting creepy monsters and stuff with some of the LMB. Others are trying to stop some mysterious entity up in space.

But all i've managed to do is to get Caliente and Frio killed in continuity.

Ohmygod, so you're a failure as a pompus windbag evil genius but when you try to be a pompus windbag hero you wind up getting a couple of innocent girls killed?

It really sucks to be you, doesn't it?

Maybe I should have left with Nova. The League of Evil Geniuses appreciates my talents.