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I'm no body's sidekick!

(pokes LAM with her staff)

So Mr. Green, what's on your lovely schedule today?

Well Ms. Laverna, I've got a client call to attend to and then I'm going to take a walk to the beach.


Ps. Didn't your friend and good fairy Shirlia come with you?

Well desk jobs done for the day, gonna go play. Later kids.


5:40pm - well that was a nice afternoon at the beach.

Well compy another week closer to the final fulfillment of my plans.

However the Kid has foiled my attempt to destroy the security aparatus for now. But soon I shall have another opportunity.

<Arriving from the Office of Security>


<Still Singing>
Solidarity forever!
Solidarity forever!
Solidarity forever!
For the union makes us strong

When the union's inspiration
through the workers' blood shall run,
There can be no power greater
anywhere beneath the sun.
Yet what force on earth is weaker
than the feeble strength of one?
But the union makes us strong.


They have taken untold millions
that they never toiled to earn,
But without our brain and muscle
not a single wheel can turn.
We can break their haughty power;
gain our freedom when we learn
That the Union makes us strong.


In our hands is placed a power
greater than their hoarded gold;
Greater than the might of armies,
magnified a thousand-fold.
We can bring to birth a new world
from the ashes of the old
For the Union makes us strong.

<flies in with powers of funness>

Okay, your singing echoes through the tesseract system. Stop traumatizing us all.

Oh Cali....do pipe down!!!

*adopting an obsequious, fawning stance*

All Tamper Lad needs is a burst of concentrated Nefar Nebula mist...and i am the man who can give it to him...

Chaos and controversy rules!

*utters maniacal laughter*

Oh Caliente I do miss your powers of fun-ness. But I have a much higher duty than mere pleasures of the flesh. SINFUL, DIRTY, CARNAL PLEASURES, an evil genius craves not these things. We procreate using a Petri dish and the artificial uterus.

Your cheerleader wiles made forget why I came to Legion world in the first place but now free of your taint and indeed whatever you hit me with to contaminate me I remember.

If you're just here to contribute additional material please deposit your contribution to the genetic material baster on the far wall there. I believe you remember how from last week.

*snerk* You keep telling yourself that TL, dear.

And LAM. Because I can.

I notice that early in the mornings and late in the evenings is when Tamper Lad seems to be at his most...complicated.

At least he keeps things from getting dull

Well as long as you're here make yourself at home, Evil Genius Television is running a marathon on the history of financial markets and valuation methods. As well as a fascinating history of underwriting, produced by an old evil genius colleague.

I am preparing to launch my next er.. improvement to social conditions here. I am going to end squallor by unionizing all the employees in the Office of Security and the Cafe's and Shakes as well as all the businesses here. Except the Consultancy of Space of course.

Because who are all of you proprietors going to turn to learning how to manage in a Union environment. BWAHAHAHA.

Oh Caliente could you take your hairbrush and toothbrush while you leave. I took the liberty of scraping the genetic material off and adding it to my breeding program.

I hope you don't mind. They are of no more use to me.

...that's not my hairbrush but I'll take care of the toothbrush.

<tosses the toothbrush into the garbage can>

As for the breeding program -- I'd really rather you didn't. No kids. But, I suppose it's acceptable s'long as I don't have to do the pregnancy/childbirth thang...

Oh! And make sure it's not mixed with Cobie's DNA. We don't need anymore demon spawn.

Well who's hairbrush is it. Who's been here? Rewinds thread.

Ah Half of all Legion World has been here. Well at least I know it's not miner's.

Compy sequence those squamous cells from the hairbrush.

I can tell you whose hair brush it might be...

Well if either of you could tell me...

I'm very busy, I've got tons of stuff to do. I'm making union drive posters. As well as completing my Gestalt bombs that will make a new completeness.

Frio left her hairbrush, while she was making subtle gestures towards Cobie. Im sure Space Tart would like to meet her...

Who's Space Tart?

*grabs brush*

I believe this belongs to me.

*leaves muttering under her breath about rude green meglomaniacs*

Frio, I didn't mean to be rude. I believe in efficient verbal communications. The terser the better the manual says.

Dern it.

Caliente loves my verbal abuse.

Tamper, I don't think I've stopped by yet. It's hard to find, being an undisclosed location and all. Nice place. Decor is early clandestine.

Ha! Somehow, I doubt that.

And for someone who wants to be efficient in their verbal communication, you use a lot of extra words when you talk.

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...well, maybe just a li'l...

That's not the only type of lashing that she enjoys from me either.

Tamper, Tamper, Tamper...get a grip. Caliente cares about you - but only as a friend.