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Did you quit your job as an intergalactic whore for this?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
Did you quit your job as an intergalactic whore for this? maybe she was tired of being overshadowed by Paris Hilton.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Thora of Taltar is BACK-- and funnier than ever, cretins!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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you know what would be funny? If you got some of those giant props like Carrot-Top has and shoved 'em up your %@*&# ...
<splash>
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
Did you quit your job as an intergalactic whore for this? bwahahahaha ... now that was funny. Why the intense hate for Thora, Sharky?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Does this mean it'll be funny when I walk in on your in the shower, Thora?  "Walked in on her..." what, Cobie?! I swear, this thread is worse than that Pauly Shore marathon at Kent's house where we ran out of cocaine before the first reel was finished. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Hm, that post was from '04, so who knows what was going on. Those were some drug-addled, free lovin' days. One minute Thora was trying to strangle me, the next we had a daughter together (Umbra). And of course the next we were back to auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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You my daddy too, daddy. And no this ain't no fanta sea!
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(This is an...alarming...development)
*whistles & keeps walking*
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 Don't be a deadbeat dad Cobie!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
(This is an...alarming...development)
*whistles & keeps walking* You should n't leave that stuff just lying around. (edit, shouldn't not should LOL )
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<----------- postboot Jo Nah? 
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Psst-- Cobie, demand a space-DNA test!
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Don be tryin to get denyin! You know you look in my eyes and see its for real real!
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I totes saw this on an episode of Jerry Springblortzen on the holovids the other day!
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Here's a poem I wrote for Daddy back when I was a little qurl:
Where my daddy Stay? by Little Calm
I axed my Momma
Where my daddy stay?
She said, "In a galaxy far away"
and shizz
And then she told me what a no good
ho chazer he is
and shizz
But I still herd mama cry every night
Come back to me Cobie
and shizz
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I've noticed you're quite the poet, Calm! It's obviously the tormented wailings of a soul damaged from fatherly neglect. So touching, so beautiful, so sad!
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Hm, the talent at poetry could be something that I, the legendary Cobalt Kid, passed on if I was her father.
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This is certainly more comedic than anything I --Thora of Taltar-- could come up with.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Gen X > Space X
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"Mad Hot Like Bismollian Hot Pockets™."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Unseen, not unheard
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And the repetition of "and shizz"... jeenyus! Sheer artistic jeenyus!
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Jeepers! I can't believe I actually watched an episode of Jerry Springblorzen!
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Gen X > Space X
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I switched over to "The Khunds' Court" about halfway through.
Then I nuked a "Little D" cake and watched it expand, then spontaneously combust. (Ooohh... chemtrails...)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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