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...and my arms are so tired! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Seriously, I've decided to ditch the whole "feminazi" shtick and become a comedienne!
Smile, cretin!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Bah! She should've used a flight ring!
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Can I have your autograph, Ms. Garofalo?
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This act's so bad, it put my ugly other head to sleep!
More! More!
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Only if you don't laugh at her jokes, dear 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Does this mean it'll be funny when I walk in on your in the shower, Thora?
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Originally posted by Dyvud:
This act's so bad, it put my ugly other head to sleep!
More! More! Bah! You're scaring away the hot babe that's totally into the Frenkster!
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Originally posted by Thora:
...and my arms are so tired! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Seriously, I've decided to ditch the whole "feminazi" shtick and become a comedienne!
Smile, cretin! It's Ellen!
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There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Does this mean it'll be funny when I walk in on your in the shower, Thora? It will be if it involves physical humor, if you know what I mean.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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How do you get a Gil'Dishpan pregnant?
You fertilize its eggs! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Laugh, cretin!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Yesterday, a cretinous male asked me if I got my haircut at "Bowls R Us". I had him flogged to death. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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It's Thora of Thaltar come to turn the lasses against us...
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She'll need better jokes first.
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Wait a minute most of the lasses are already against me, this changes nothing. 
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Thora's jokes are as sorry as ever!
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At least the quality of the heckling has improved.
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On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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That's better.
Perhaps your flogging will be merciful.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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After being married almost five years and having a baby nine months ago, flogging is all I...oops. Never mind. Please disregard. Thank you.
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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How many cretins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fool! Only Imskians can screw in a lightbulb! Ha, ha, ha!
Seriously now, I hear that Crujectra never pays attention to safety precautions on space-flights. That's because her gargantuan breasts can be used for flotation devices. Ha, ha ha! I kid. I kid because I love.
Really, she does have enormous breasts.
Okay, so a Rimborian and a Sklarian are in a hover-car. Who's driving?
A Science Police Officer! Ha, ha, ha!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Ah, dear, sweet, flat-chested Thora. It's always... something... when you drop by Legion World...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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