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STU, remember that night at Pov's where we both slept over? You don't remember?
Gooooooood...Gooooooood...
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"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
ActorLad
Friendly Neighborhood Performer
Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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It wasn't an eye that was lost that night... [I was informed that this was "in poor taste"]
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There seems to be a slip of paper posted in STU's office... looks like a shopping list or something.
It says:
Penguin
Shark
Giant Squid
Beaver
Rat
Fox (or Foxlike Creature)
Cat (male)
Cat (female)
Ceej
What do all of these have in common? How very, very odd...
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Wow, these are nice digs. Definitely posher than my place on the DC boards!
But this... list seems to confirm my suspicions.
The STU of Board-D.
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I know... it's troubling, isn't it? We should find STU-W right away.
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[STU-W darts in, quickly crosses off something on a slip of paper, and then disappears.]
Penguin
Shark
Giant Squid
Beaver
<strike>Rat</strike>
Fox (or Foxlike Creature)
Cat (male)
Cat (female)
Ceej
The STU of Board-W.
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This has gone far enough! My Board-W counterpart has seemingly slipped toward the dark side, and is abducting Legion Worlders to put into some kind of stew. He has to be stopped! I know he's around here somewhere...
And where is my Board-E counterpart? He's apparently gone off the deep end, as well, taking advantage of the Crisis situation to impose martial law on the MMB and punish those he deems "morally corrupt." I need to do something...
Aha! There you are...
The STU of Board-D.
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Yes! Here I am.
And I'm done wasting time trying to gather the ingredients for my stew one by one. I'm going to cast a massive spell that will bring them all here, and drop them into this cauldron in one fell swoop!
And no one can stop me!
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
The STU of Board-W.
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Not so fast! Your reign of terror ends tonight!
Yes, I know what's going on here... it's that Figure in the Shadows, isn't it? The one that escaped from the Banned-'Em Zone after the Blacklight Posters had already been released!
I saw the security tapes... I know the Figure circled back around and "jumped" into the body of one of the nads-kicked LWers!
Yes, STU-W, I know you've been possessed all along... and now it's time to evict your tenant!
[Legatus Ferrous Rodentus takes out a small device and points it at STU-W]
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What... what is... Is that a Banned-'Em Zone projector?
You fool! Do you really mean to send me -- your own parallel board twin -- into the Banned-'Em Zone for eternity?
You wouldn't dare!
The STU of Board-W.
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This is no ordinary Banned-'Em Zone projector!
I've been working on it these last couple of days... It's been specially modified to extract an evil entity from its host, and then send the entity into the Zone while leaving the host safe on this side.
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That's ingenious!
But... I thought the power had gone to your head. You were sending innocent LWers to the potato mines, for cryin' out loud!
What's been going on? What's with all the Roman, legatus-this, ferrous-rodentus-that business?
The STU of Board-D.
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That was all a ruse, my Board-D counterpart!
See, I knew the Figure in the Shadows is drawn to weakness -- physical and mental. I knew that that was why it was able to possess STU-W... he was suffering from the physical shock of having been nads-kicked, and was thus supremely vulnerable.
With STU-W having the largest, most impressive nads of any of the LWers present at the time, it was only natural for the Figure to "jump" into him -- and attempt to use him to carry out its nefarious plan to take over LW!
I knew I needed to offer the Figure an even more tempting target... and what better target than a man seemingly consumed with power, succumbing to his own weakness, his desire for control at whatever cost?
It was regrettable that I had to use such means to an end (and too bad about all those LWers that got sacrificed along the way), but it was necessary that everyone completely believe that I'd fallen to the dark side myself.
And it worked! I drew out STU-W, and now, in just a few moments, everything will be back to normal...
[flicks switch on the projector]
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St-- stop, you fool! You don't know what you're doing!
[STU-W's mouth opens, but the scream that comes out is not his own. As the projector's beam washes over him, the outline of a shadowy Figure begins to separate from his body.]
No... NOOOOOOO!
The STU of Board-W.
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Wait, something's wrong! The projector's glowing bright red -- and there are sparks and smoke coming out of it!
I think the strain of trying to draw out the Figure in the Shadows is too much! It's overloading!
Quick, turn it off! Now!
The STU of Board-D.
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Oh... crap!
Er, I don't know how. Um, is it this button?
Or this switch... wait, it's this one...
Or --
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Oh, no! It overloaded and turned you all into... the STU's of Board-M!!!  ...getit? Getit? 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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<marquee behavior=alternate><span style="font-size: 50px;">***** KA-BOOM *****</span></marquee>
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(I guess my joke is in poor taste, now... )  
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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<appears, looks around> Pov--you're here! What happened? <Pov shrugs, speechless> It's totalled! Must search for life signs... <reaches out with Lard Force> Oh my God! I can't sense any survivors! <furiously begins using powers to remove debris, in spite of his readings>
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Ugh...
[STU crawls out from under some rubble]
I-- I'm OK... I think.
(Ow.)
I don't know where StuRat and Iron Rat are, though... I... I can't sense their presence. Lard Lad, can you find them? We need to find--
S-something feels... wrong...
[feeling his face, STU walks over to a shard of reflective material]
NoooOOOOooooooOOOOooo!
I'm horribly disfigured!
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A number of robots and golems are busy clearing the rubble and beginning to make repairs to the Mansion. It looks like the repairs will take a while to complete.
The owner does not seem to be around.
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Although STU is still absent, the repairs to his abode are complete. In celebration of Halloween, the mansion has undergone its annual October renovation.
This year, the mansion resembles a massive hunting lodge. Long abandoned, perhaps after some unspeakable tragedy, its natural stone walls and timber-framed roof are gradually falling into decay. A thick layer of dust has settled on everything -- but are those footprints in the dust? Or pawprints? Guttural growls, as if issued from undead throats, seem to emanate from the darkness.
As usual, for those who can make their way to the kitchen, there's an all-you-can-eat smorgasbord of candy, chocolate, cider (soft and hard), hot chocolate, and freshly-baked cookies, brownies, pies, and cakes.
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