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Re: STU's Mansion. #243783 02/04/04 05:49 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,619 The Back Office in Abin's Fixi... Space Ranger Deputy Space Ranger Deputy Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,619 The Back Office in Abin's Fixi... <Watches the goings on at the Mansion from a distance, wondering if things are desperate enough for him to begin consuming Foot long Bratworst Specials with Chili and Sauerkraut, by the dozen, with Michelob Chasers! > Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (The Ultimate Weapon stands ready in defense of Legion World) Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)

Re: STU's Mansion. #243784 02/04/04 06:21 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee carefully threads his way to the deepest darkest corner of the sub, sub, sub basements of the mansion. Fortunately he had spent a great deal of time exploring the Mansion in order to advise the Leader on how best to use the space. Somewhere down here, Vee knows, is the secret dungeon. Somewhere in that dungeon must be Jinx. There's no way that Vee will leave without effecting a rescue of one of his favorite furry freinds. Wait! Is that a pitiful meow Vee hear's? It came from just around this corner... "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: STU's Mansion. #243785 02/04/04 06:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... ....and that's the Mellotron. OK, all of Calamity's gear has been sorted, scoped for traps and surveillance devices, and boosted to where no regime can get a hold of it. The man can't bust our music! Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: STU's Mansion. #243786 02/04/04 07:08 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol "Jinx? Is that you?" "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: STU's Mansion. #243787 02/04/04 07:18 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu OP Time Trapper OP Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Quote Originally posted by Kid Prime: (Pokes his head in through the door, making his way to the secret file room past the death pits, poison gas traps, and razor-sharp rocks...) (Very, very interesting... good thing I put hidden cameras in the "secret" room to monitor any comings and goings. )

Re: STU's Mansion. #243788 02/04/04 07:21 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu OP Time Trapper OP Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Quote Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: ....and that's the Mellotron. OK, all of Calamity's gear has been sorted, scoped for traps and surveillance devices, and boosted to where no regime can get a hold of it. The man can't bust our music! But... but... I'm a member of CALAMITY too! D-don't... don't you like me anymore? *choke* *sob* (Are they buying the tears...?)

Re: STU's Mansion. #243789 02/04/04 07:26 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol I'm not and I doubt they are! "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: STU's Mansion. #243790 02/04/04 07:37 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 Winema Wazzo Substitute Winema Wazzo Substitute Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 I just LOVE what you've done with the place. It reminds me of my villa on Bzgtl... Vote WINEMA!

Re: STU's Mansion. #243791 02/04/04 07:44 PM Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 42 Wegion Wowwd LispBOT # 143 Honorary LispBOT # 143 Honorary Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 42 Wegion Wowwd You've arrived, I see, Ms. Wazzo. Let me escort you into his Beatific Magnificence's private quarters for the meeting.

Re: STU's Mansion. #243792 02/04/04 07:45 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Uh Oh!!!! "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: STU's Mansion. #243793 02/04/04 07:45 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 Winema Wazzo Substitute Winema Wazzo Substitute Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 Charmed, I'm sure, Mr. bot. Vote WINEMA!

Re: STU's Mansion. #243794 02/04/04 08:38 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu OP Time Trapper OP Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 [STU puts on romantic music, and dims the lights, anxiously awaiting the arrival of the lovely Winema Wazzo]

Re: STU's Mansion. #243795 02/04/04 08:40 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 105 Where EDE hangs his nelly li'l... Jinx Substitute Jinx Substitute Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 105 Where EDE hangs his nelly li'l... Quote Originally posted by Varalent: "Jinx? Is that you?" *meow*? *meow*

Re: STU's Mansion. #243796 02/04/04 08:45 PM Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 42 Wegion Wowwd LispBOT # 143 Honorary LispBOT # 143 Honorary Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 42 Wegion Wowwd SOMEONE'S headed to the secret torture chambers!

Re: STU's Mansion. #243797 02/04/04 08:49 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 Winema Wazzo Substitute Winema Wazzo Substitute Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 Quote Originally posted by His imperial majesty, STU: [STU puts on romantic music, and dims the lights, anxiously awaiting the arrival of the lovely Winema Wazzo] (Stunning in black-and-white, Winema Wazzo descends the spiral staircase to the romantic music) I've loved you since I saw you protesting my very first campaign speech, Your Highness. Kiss me. Vote WINEMA!

Re: STU's Mansion. #243798 02/04/04 08:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu OP Time Trapper OP Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 My loyal STUbot #130! Could you escort the lovely Ms. Wazzo to the Imperial Bedchambers, please?

Re: STU's Mansion. #243799 02/04/04 08:50 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu OP Time Trapper OP Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Wow! STUbot, you must have read my mind! Winema, my dear, you are absolutely stunning. Why don't you show me that little trick we talked about -- where you phase, and that lovely black-and-white number you're wearing drops to the floor...?

Re: STU's Mansion. #243800 02/04/04 08:53 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 Winema Wazzo Substitute Winema Wazzo Substitute Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 (Lifts both arms, and SNAPS!) Is this what you meant, my pet? (Steps out of seductive black-and-white gown, assuming a fetching pose) Vote WINEMA!

Re: STU's Mansion. #243801 02/04/04 09:10 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu OP Time Trapper OP Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 HOMINA HOMINA! And on that note, why don't we retire to the bedchambers...?

Re: STU's Mansion. #243802 02/04/04 09:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... <appears, munching popcorn> Oh hi guys. You don't have to leave on my account. <disappears> Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: STU's Mansion. #243803 02/04/04 09:18 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 Winema Wazzo Substitute Winema Wazzo Substitute Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 74 Your wish is my command, my dumpling! (Takes STU's hand and ascends to the bedchamber) Vote WINEMA!

Re: STU's Mansion. #243804 02/04/04 10:47 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Disgusting... <Cobalt flies away quickly...>

Re: STU's Mansion. #243805 02/04/04 11:09 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 282 Captain's Cabin Renly Fox Active Renly Fox Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 282 Captain's Cabin My lord, The taking over of the Security Office begins...

Re: STU's Mansion. #243806 02/05/04 03:33 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Vee Time Trapper Vee Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,656 Paragon City on patrol Quote Originally posted by Jinx: </font><blockquote> "Jinx? Is that you?"</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size="-4]*meow*? [/QB] There you are! I knew I'd find you here, Jinx! Come on, let's get you out of here. I'm taking you back to the Villa where you'll be safe and have plenty of milk as you recover from this ordeal. Vee picks up Jinx and makes his way out of the mansion, avoiding STU STorm Troopers on the way, finally winning free of the drooling despots dememses "Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Re: STU's Mansion. #243807 02/05/04 06:23 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 S Stu OP Time Trapper OP Stu Time Trapper S Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,843 Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Disgusting... <Cobalt flies away quickly...> <but not before taking a long, hard look at the salacious goings-on>