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That previous post is courtesy of my oldest cat, Remy. He just walked on my keyboard on his way over to see Caroline.

You'll need a title, but my feline-English translator isn't working at the moment.

How's this: if you agree with the following title, purr. If you disagree, hiss. OK?

Special Attaché to the Feline Community

Sounds like a good one to me Jinx! I'd say take it!

Screening Room

This is a private screening room for the exclusive use of Legion World posters. Burgundy velvet drapes frame a massive screen upon which plays out the countless dreams of adventure, drama, comedy, fantasy, horror, and romance that unfurl from the mind's eye.

Row upon row of plush, individually reclining seats are arranged artfully so as to provide an ideal viewing perspective from every position in the room. A state-of-the-art sound system is discreetly concealed within two murals on either wall that depict an ancient Greek amphitheatre nestled in an idyllic valley at dusk.

A small bar at the rear of the screening room serves hot buttered popcorn, fresh baked goods, all manner of sweets, fountain drinks, and more potent potables before, during, and after screenings.

Currently showing is Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Return of the King . In fact, the mansion screening room is showing both the standard version and the special extended version, which won't be available for viewing anywhere else in the known universe until late 2004.

MEMO

TO: STU, Legion World Leader

FROM: Varalent, Chief of Staff

CC: Kid Prime, Special Counsel

As your Chief of Staff it is one of my responsibilities to offer periodic suggestions on staffing. To that end, I believe that you would do well to appoint the following Legion Worlders to fill current vacancies in your cabinet & other cabinet level positions as indicated:

1) Quislet, Esq.~ Chief Magistrate of the Supreme Judicial Tribunal of LW;

2) Harbinger ~ Minister of Music & Education;

3) Arachne ~ Ambassador Plenipotentiary to the UP and Affiliated Planets;

4) Danny Blaine ~ Poet Laureate

In addition I would urge the following appointments and promotions within the Office of Security:

1) Super Lad Kid ~ Director of Covert Operations;

2) Blockade Boy ~ Director of Perimeter Defense;

3) SharkLad ~ Director of Naval Operations;

4) Emerald Empress ~ Director of Undercovers Operations;

Finally, I would urge you to finalize the appointment of Jinx as Special Attache to the Feline Community. I'm beginning to hear hissing and spitting from those quarters concerning the delay in this appointment.

Respectfully submitted,
Varalent
CHIEF OF STAFF

Well I'm all set in my new office!!!

Great idea, Vee!

I'll go ahead and make those appointments in a day or two, unless any of the appointees declines in the meantime.

Glad you're enjoying your office, Icey! I chose an especially large one, with a great view. (A great view of all the flirting that's sure to ensue in there, that is! )

I love the view!!!!

Being both a Math teacher AND a large solid block of steel, I feel my appointment to Perimeter is both logical, appropriate, wise, and an honor.

Uh, I'm not too good at counting though.

Atari...

Congratulations Fearless Leader, and Most Feared Dictator for Life.

Thank you! And check out SHAKES for a congratulatory message of your own...

Congrats, STU puppy! Umm...I mean Mr. Leader, sir!

Congrats, STU!

I'm sure you'll keep all us dog-faces in line. Oh, wait, That's you.

I canine believe you just said that.

It hurt my felines.

Sorry to dog you, boss, I didn't realize what I was unleashing. In the future I'll try to curb the catty remarks.

Or we'll hound you, collar you and muzzle you up. And put you in the doghouse, to boot.

Ay!

No comments from the cathouse, or I'll get Zoe to cough up a furball in your keyboard! It's amazing how a cat will betray its owner for a little salmon...

Ack! Fowled by my own kitty! That's it, I'm going to get a dog!

That's it. suck up to the new Leader.

STU, you're not going to fall for THAT old trick?

Darn, guess I'll never learn how to be a good borwn-noser

Don't matter if your nose is brown, so long as it's not warm -- 'cause then it's off to the vet for ya!