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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Project Runway was canceled to make room for a new program about the Moscow Cat Circus.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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I invested in satellite TV today just so I could catch this hot new show!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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I'm posting this from what you silly earthlings call a "flying saucer" - (lol) - but which we, the incredibly superior Zoltokonistamites of the planet Zo, call a "swirling whirly mobile".
edit to ask: How many earthlings does it take to change a loompus?
Answer: None! You stupid earthlings don't even know what a loompus is!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Our local free clinic is currently packed with disoriented walk-ins who keep mumbling about "loompuses," whatever they are. Just TRY getting seen in a timely fashion for a simple ankle-sprain. Grrrr...
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Quislet, Esq. wrote the Wikipedia entry on loompuses.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Touch the magic...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I don't think any of the guys on Legion World are cute.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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strange but not a stranger
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DC Comics has contracted with Nightcrawler for him to run the DC Message Boards.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Ben Roethlisberger is known for his exceptionally good judgement these days.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Lifting and moving around tons of crap all day long while walking the equivalent of two city blocks every 7-10 minutes won't make you tired. No, really! I'm full of pep!!11
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Gladys Knight hated her Pips with a passion. Often, just to screw with them, she would put peanut butter in their shoes before a performance. One time, she even tried to run them over with a tour bus. She failed. She was successful, however, at convincing Motown chief Barry Gordy to rename the group Gladys Knight & the Damn Idiot Pips. Unfortunately, Motown dropped them before they could actually put out an album under that name.
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strange but not a stranger
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Water boils at 45 degrees Farenheit
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Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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I was in a great mood yesterday, and got a lot done.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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strange but not a stranger
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I scored with the most beautiful girl in the bar.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Trap Timer
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I was the most beautiful girl in the bar.
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strange but not a stranger
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I told you it was a lesbian bar Sharky
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I took pictures of said encounter and sold them to the National Enquirer
Touch the magic...
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I now work for National Enquirer; I'm right this second in the process of Photoshopping The Incredible Frog Boy into the background of said pics.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Wanderer
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I showed Kent everything he knows about photoshop
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strange but not a stranger
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I received several colorful brochures from the Afghanistan Tourism bureau.
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I'm going to play a sexy teacher on Glee next season.
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Yes, it's true I wanted a boy, but over time I came to accept her.
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