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This is not the 1000th post in this thread.

[Actually, that's true! It's the 1000th reply or 1001st post.]

I am not embarassed.

Using the edit fixture to change the post would be cheating

I'm going to do it, because it's such an important thing.

Jay Leno is awesome!

I watch late-night TV religiously, because screwing around on the internet for hours and hours until my eyes dry up and blow away just isn't any fun. Nope, not at all.

Jay Leno is also slated to be People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2010,11 and 12.

I thought putting Jay Leno on prime time was a stroke of genius. TV needs fewer scripted dramas and comedies. They're not nearly as entertaining as watching a lame comedian interview celebrities promoting their project du jour.

I was totally floored when Rosie O'Donnell revealed she was a lesbian. I had no idea.

I totally cared when Rosie came out. She is the guiding star of my life.

I know many people who consider Rosie their guiding star.

Pat Robertson knows what he is talking about. It is a shame he never became our president.

I love, love, love the cell phone I had to purchase in order to maintain my on-call status at work after my phone line went off.

I plan on running out and buying a cellphone* first thing tomorrow**, because I totally believe all the TV/Radio suits who insist that we're "in recovery."

*<span style="font-size: 11px;">And an iPod and a Bluetooth and a Blackberry and all those other colorful things that do things I don't even understand but that I just know I've gotta' have, like, yesterday.</span>

**<span style="font-size: 11px;">On my brand-new 23% interest credit card. Tamper said it was a good card, and I'm reasonably sure that nobody paid him to say so.</span>

I love texting and am extremely quick at it!

I hope that we find out the LOST was just a dream or an autistic kid looking at a snowglobe.

I'm pretty sure Lost will end with "Jack" waking up surrounded by the cast of Party of Five who will be relieved that Charlie Salinger has finally awakened from a six-year coma. Says Charlie, "Wow! I could've sworn I was this control-freak doctor on this really whacked out island, guys!" <everyone laughs and hugs>

Always can your temps near the end of the day on a Thursday. Nothing enhances a peasant's self-esteem quite like knowing that you're too cheap to let them finish out those eight lousy hours of the work week.

Also, disappear without signing the temp's time sheet. Temps love calling the do-nothing jackasses at their agency first thing Monday morning in order to whine, "Did Mr. Jerkface remember to send you my timesheet today?"

Your temps love you and have no plans to spend Friday daydreaming about how awesome it would be if your business burnt itself to the ground just in time for work to recommence on Monday morning.

I'd like to be a corporate slave driver when I grow up!

I'm joining the cast of the 'Jersey Shore'

Liver is my favorite food.

Today in history, Oscar Wilde died while cavorting with Theodore Roosevelt and Nellie Bly in Hawaii.

I broke Tom Selleck's heart when I was 18 years old. He still writes to me occasionally, asking me to take him back.

What Rocky said. Except substitute Kathleen Turner for Tom Selleck.