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That would be "B," O Leader.

I had zero luck getting out of it the last time I was out of work.

Cake ?

Cleome, you would be my guest and not have to jump out of the cake.

Besides, this is who is jumping out of my cake:

Quis! You promised not to post that picture of me!

I heard that guy lost all his clothes in a fire. Sad...

I really wish Kent would just cover up already. Yeesh.

Sorry... I just love to expose myself.

Me, too. Especially in the perfect warm, dry Spring weather we're having right now-- So typical of this region. I feel as giddily frolicsome as a lithe young Winathian at her first clothing-optional post-planting mixer...

It really gladdens my heart that the G20 came to brilliant conclusion that pumping a trillion dollars into the IMF is the best way to respond to the financial crisis. After all, it's such a noble organization and such a force for good in the world, and not at all an evil, imperialistic institution that exploits developing countries in the name of aiding them. This just goes to confirm my longheld belief that if you get enough really rich people in a room together behind closed doors, they will dedicate themselves to finding a way to improve the lives of the poor and downtrodden. Honestly, I can't understand what all those protestors in the streets of London had to be upset about!

The economic crisis is now solved.

We'll all be employed, if not filthy rich, by Wednesday.

Who needs employment ? The State is paying me a 13K every week to stay home !

I have finally mastered Beethoven's Piano Sonata #16 in G major. I am now ready for Carnegie Hall.

I'm really enjoying dieting ...

Everyone who hates dieting just needs to dress in a designer bikini and run in barefoot slo-mo on a pristine sun-drenched beach in Hawaii while Enya plays in the background and a professional videographer films them. Hand in hand with the bikini'd hunk and/or hunkette of their dreams. Then they'll love dieting. It worked for me.

The Pringles, donut and bacon diet works really well.

Olestra represented good-old American knowhow at its zenith. So sad that its time with us was so very, very brief.

Right now I am not trying to push certain threads off of page 1.

Today is not just another day!

This thread is no fun at all...

Yeah. It's just one massive downer all the way. The best thing about finding a job will be the anesthetizing effect it will doubtless have on my internet time. Uh-huh.

I can tell that you completely enjoy being jobless...

I love my job ...

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Tomorrow, I will be running in the Boston Marathon. I am the odds on favorite to win this year.

I regretted having wage-work for part of this week. Not to mention that I will regret having it for part of next week, too.

Every cent I could beg, borrow or steal is riding on Quis winning the marathon.