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Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241585 02/06/09 10:04 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I bribed Nightcrawler with a lifetime supply of cookies so I could post as my own doppelganger(s) in secret. Too bad I ran out of cookies before I could placate Lardy, too. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241586 02/06/09 10:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society Raging Bull is a eunuch! Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241587 02/06/09 10:44 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 497 The open range Raging Bull Active Raging Bull Active Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 497 The open range The time-displaced, secret love child of two LMBPers will not make an appearance on LW soon. ♦ Translated from 31st century Texan to 21st century English ♦

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241588 02/07/09 09:08 AM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Quote Originally posted by LardLad: Raging Bull is a eunuch! Wouldn't that make him Raging Steer, or maybe Raging Ox? The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241589 02/07/09 05:06 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina I've met Rockhopper Lad. He actually has a full head of hair and only shaves it for Pirate dress-up days. Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241590 02/07/09 05:35 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 I've met EDE. His afro is a wig. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241591 02/07/09 05:43 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Everyone's met me. They just don't realize it. I'm like the Zelig of comic book message boards. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241592 02/07/09 05:45 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 I introduced myself to the local butcher by saying, "Pleased to MEAT you." Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241593 02/07/09 05:50 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Arm Fall Off Boy Leader Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,735 North Carolina That was you? What a HAM you are! Long Live all them Legions!

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241594 02/07/09 05:52 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 What's your BEEF? Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241595 02/07/09 05:54 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR The caption "Make a friend of a good MEAT MAN" in the old Better Homes Cookbook does not make me giggle every time I see it. I am a mature, responsible adult with no patience for that kind of post-mod, pseudo-ironic frivolity. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241596 02/07/09 05:55 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Oh, and this isn't funny, either. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241597 02/08/09 06:41 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,607 The waters off eastern Long Is... SharkLad Wanderer SharkLad Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,607 The waters off eastern Long Is... that's terribly unfunny ... Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241598 02/08/09 06:55 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I only tried to murder Exnihil twice this past week-end. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241599 02/08/09 07:36 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 . .. Wanderer .. Wanderer . Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,735 That was one less time than me.

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241600 02/08/09 08:01 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society I made it to my first con this weekend and got to meet all those LWers I'd alwayd wanted to meet. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241601 02/08/09 08:13 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island Abin Quank Wanderer Abin Quank Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,971 Westerly Rhode Island I hate Cons! And I hate getting together with other Legion World Posters! I wish I'd never done that and I hope I never have to do it again!! Bah! Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!! With a Power Ring...

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241602 02/08/09 08:33 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Abin Quank: I hate Cons! And I hate getting together with other Legion World Posters! I wish I'd never done that and I hope I never have to do it again!! Bah! The feeling is mutual. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241603 02/08/09 09:45 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Yeah, I'm totally buying those last two posts. Absolutely. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241604 02/08/09 09:45 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Also, I'm not totally laden with cheap white wine right now. [hic !] I swear I'm not ! Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241605 02/09/09 08:50 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I never procrastinate. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241606 02/09/09 09:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society L Lard Lad Time Trapper Lard Lad Time Trapper L Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 29,248 The Underbelly of Society That dress doesn't make you look fat. Still "Lardy" to my friends!

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241607 02/09/09 09:24 PM Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Rockhopper Lad Fabulous and Sparkly! Joined: Aug 2005 Posts: 22,669 The Pyngwyn Colonies I despise yogurt. The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241608 02/09/09 09:59 PM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada Tamper Lad Wanderer Tamper Lad Wanderer Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,074 Canada I know how to answer the dress/fat paradox honestly without getting into trouble.

Re: Lies! All Lies!!! #241609 02/10/09 02:53 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,860 Café Cramer All my pets are perfectly mannered and are sitting together contentedly by the fire at this moment. And they don't smell bad either. Holy Cats of Egypt!