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didn't have a pot of coffee upon waking. I hate coffee

I am not still sick, I'm feeling just PEACHY!

It is way beneath my dignity to go about the office shamelessly seeking an opportunity to change jobs as part of the incoming administration's transition team.

It's fun driving on black ice!

I will not swipe songs off the internet because it's unethical, even in this crap economy. I will be an unflinchingly right-minded music junkie and not step even lightly upon the fragile rights of huge entertainment conglomerates.

Bernard Madoff gave me $2.5 million for Christmas.

I dream about burly lumberjacks in women's clothing at least once a week.

On Bismoll they dream of women's clothing in burly lumberjacks.

I saw the docu of that the last time I vacationed on Bismoll.

The Federal Bailout of GMAC does not violate the WTO protocol because GMAC will not use US government money to offer subsidies to buyers who would have bought an import except for the fact that GM vehicles are now suddenly available at 0% financing over 72 month loans.

GMAC will not eventually be forced to act like a bank holding company and offer to Toyota and VW buyers the same deals they offer to Chevy buyers. Thus the bailout of GMAC will not eventually cause GM grief.

Mother Theresa and Fidel Castro were paramours.

He's ok, works all night and sleeps all day.

(I'm secretly the world's biggest Monty Python fan)

I hate Monty Python.

ALBATROSS!

(Can we have your liver, then?)

I have so much surplus money that I am buying everyone new laptops!

Kent Shakespere's surplus came from illicit activities.

My Shakespeare-purchased laptop will be used solely for illicit activities.

I just got my laptop from Kent! Why does the little tag on the bottom say "Property of Department of Defense?"

I didn't push the "do not push" button on my KS laptop.

Anyone got a bandaid?

I do not find these laptop-related mishaps to be amusing in any way.

I do. I've never had any trouble with a laptop. Never.

I sold my KS laptop and got enough crack for it to last me the year.

Bah! You're all fools! Only I know the real story behind the so called "KS" laptops.

There are too many Ultra-people on this board. I protest.

Furthermore, my personal KS laptop will be used solely for the purpose of peddling crack-pairing/group fanfic, which will also be PWP involving up to twenty-seven of the Multiverse's thirty-five genders-- and up to 4,834,567 of its 7,232,888 species.*

*Up to half of said species may be livestock, elected officials and/or sentient home furnishings.**

**Plus Grimbor***

***Oh, and there's a really cool Nigerian investment program in there, too.

Eat my dust, mortal nitwits.

It's good to see that Grape Boy is back.