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I look dashing in a tuxedo.
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Ultra Matt did not look devilishly sexy in his tuxedo when he accepted his recent award.
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If I had on ruby slippers, I'd click my heels together as soon as possible so I could get straight to Kansas.
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If i wore cologne made from goat placenta id be irresistable to men
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The cat in this here box is dead
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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I have no trouble understanding quantum physics
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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I've never read my college Quantum Physics book just for fun at lunchtime.
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Loser Lad and Caliente are rushing to Mexico for a quickie marriage
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feelin' hot hot hot
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And Lash is my maid (man?) of honor/witness!
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The Mexican Border Patrol is on alert.
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I hate talking about Schroedinger's cat.
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I am quite confident that all of the fundamental problems of physics will be solved in the next twenty years.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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I know what Schroedinger's cat is.
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Projects in advanced physics research have an immediate impact on our day-to-day lives.
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I've never met a sexy physicist.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Scientists don't do it nuclear.
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Physics was my favorite class in high school. I certainly didn't sign up for it just because the teacher used to bring us donuts every Friday.
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Oh, yeah. And my Physics teacher ALWAYS came to class sober!
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My physics teacher in high school was very sane.
He did not once have us distract the safety inspectors while he went to the storage room to hide his ampule of bromine gas and explosive devices.
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It appears that all Physics teachers are well-adjusted, fine, upstanding citizens!
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My high school physics teacher never made inappropriate comments to teenage girls, and even if he did, it wouldn't have been done to cover for the fact he really liked teenage boys.
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feelin' hot hot hot
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feelin' hot hot hot
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My current physics professor isn't a hot young dude and I don't drool over him in class.
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I aced my thermodynamics course in 2nd year university.
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My stack of materials on my desk is in perfect order and does not suffer from the thermodynamic concept know as entropy.
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