Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Ah'm annoucin' mah wrot-n candiddicy...

Larnin' just sold out at the drug store ... something about a crazyassed cowboy with a pirate accent running in and buying up the rest of the "larnin" off the adult supply shelf.

Raspberry!

Wahl, dangleberrah to ewe two. Dang runnun mate needs ta loin dey plaz. Whar's muh haindlah's... taz'em boyahs.

So THIS is how you treat your faithful running mate, not to mention comic relief/sidekick???

Thizziz a bid fah naw powah... godder toe tha line thar, hossenfeffer!

Hossenfeffer???

Voters, do you think that two running mates who are so obviously besotted with each other will take time to look out for your interests? Beware, I say. This is a love that dare not speak -- I say, cannot even spell -- its name.

Do you want this as a role model for your Super-Pets?

Do you?

[Paid for by the Concerned & Slanderous Citizens of Legion World. George Haussenpheffer, Treasurer.]

Well dang gum, thar, feller, did'nt not ya red mah platfam? Houah intrest's is nought usin' powah.

At least you're passionate about SOMETHING!

Don't try to change the subject, "Hoss."

pplltt!

Also, please explain the use of the word "besotted" in you previous post.

(this outta be good!)

Well, on rare occasions I was sotted with beer, but that was way long years ago.

Oh is THAT all it means! *whew*

be·sot·ted
transitive verb
1: infatuated
2: to make dull or stupid; especially : to muddle with drunkenness

The intent in the previous post was primarily the first definition, but no doubt includes the second.

[Paid for by the Concerned & Slanderous Citizens of Legion World. George Haussenpheffer, Treasurer.]

You know, unless this is in the official thread, I'm not sure you guys are officially running yet!

And for that, you may just have my vote!

"Dadblastit! Didn'tnot it plainlah state uh ain't gonna doo nuttin... wid da orifice!"

Please excuse him everyone, he's missing quite a few of his teeth ..... it makes his speech rather slurred and, well, choppy and hard to understand!

Plus he's usually chewing gum or chewin' tabbacy, so it makes it that much worse.
Forgive.

Ah gon git da gadblame dummit yea'rs widdmablay'e, s'whudamagonnado!

See what I mean?

A free beer at Cobie's lounge if you can translate that.

Time ta make ya bones.

Hmmmmmm..... I give up!

" Ah gon git da gadblame dummit yea'rs widdmablay'e, s'whudamagonnado!"

Translation:

"I'm going to get the dadblamed gum out your ears with my blade, is what I'm going to do about it."

In order for this candidacy to count, you must declare your candidacy in the Election Discussion Thread, headlined at the top of the forum. You have until tomorrow, 12:34 EST.

*takes long drink of thunderbird wine*

"Ewe cayn't teyall me whut'dado. Aaaaah'll... aaaaaah'll ...aaaaah'll piddle onyer fud is whaddall do..."

Rick dear, I can't understand a word you're typing these days...

Unfortunately I think it's catching!