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Elle: Can we go now?

Go away!

(Elle, the waitress, get's turned into a bird and flies off. Tempest walks over to Dev.)

You want to know why I didn't want you to get too close to me? Because I knew you would hurt me.

(Her eyes get glossy.)

Looks like I was right.

(runs out)

Runs after Tempest.

"What the hell does that mean? You pushed me away. You slept with Lardy. You totally blew me off last night, when all I wanted to do was help...maybe I didn't handle things perfectly, I'm only human...but you barely gave anything a chance. You cannot blame this on me."

{winks} Trust me here, okay?

{runs over to Lardy and throws her arms around him} Hey, Tempest! {yells so she can hear her} Does this mean I can have him?

<PB at the bar turns to his very large and muscular Minotaur friend>

this place just isn't what it used to be.

<Minotaur replies melodically>

drama!

"Grife!" Get's up and moves over towards them all.

Looks at PQ, "I'd suit your skanky butt down hon, you do not want to get hurt here."

(to Dev)

When someone tells you to---

(Hears Hot Chick, walks over to her.)

You silly little tramp, I'd applaud your efforts to try and make me jealous, but rumor has it, you already have the clap.

(Back to Dev)

You want to be my friend, then be my friend. don't get upset if I sleep with someone else, don't get upset if I don't sleep with you. Don't be mad that I want my privacy and don't force yourself on me, in any way! Be a friend and let me be me!

Whah--? Kalla?!?! I...ulp... <throws up on her>

"Fine. But I told you that I wasn't going to sit back and do nothing...that I was going to keep trying. So, if you want me to just sit there and do nothing...I'm not that person, and not the person you apparently thought I was. I want to help you...but you...sorry. Forget it, I'll leave you to your own life if that's what you want...I will be there for you if you want me to be, in any way you want me to be...just don't toy with me anymore...I'm not the only one that made some kind of move, and you cannot tell me that meant absolutely nothing."

<suddenly Cobalt busts in nothing but a loincloth and boots, with a flagon of mead and a drunk villa servant girl over his shoulder in a way that causes her toga to show off her modesty>

Greetings sentients! *hic*

What in the world is going on here? I just came to restock up the mead and scotch for the Bacchanalia over at the Villa.

I can't have this craziness here! So who wants to come join us over at the Villa? This is a class joint, after all.

<sees Lardy>

Oh no, Lardy! Man, you gotta sober up! *hic*

Come to the Villa, and we'll get you in the hot baths with some herbed tea and servant girls. You'll feel like a million bucks.

<eyes Tempest>

You too, Viv. Come relax and let out your wild child.

Where's Hrun? *hic*

Walks up behind Lardy, "Hey Fat Ass...you better apologize right now."

He looks at Tempest, "Watch your mouth you witch."

"Lon, shut the hell up."

{to Lardy} You...SWINE! {clocks him hard on the chin}

<knows what Timberwolf is fully capable of, and gives him a look as if to say "easy, my friend, easy">

Wolf, Hot Chick--come join us as well. We're about to embark on a quest and its tradition among my viking allies and I to pay tribute to the deity Bacchus!

Nods at Cobie.

Looks at Kalla, "C'mon sweetie...let's go, this fat ass isn't worth it."

<flies over to Lardy, standing between him and the others>

Calm yourselves! In the old brothels of Earth, being vomited on by Lardy was a great honor!

<grabs Lardy's arm>

Come on now, old friend...you've taken a bit of a wrong turn over a woman, and there is only one cure for that.

{hears Cobie and throws her glass at him} Here's my tribute, you ass!

(Looks at Dev with anger and compassion.)

Just don't expect anything, ok. Just let me find my path here.

(Hears Timberwolf.)

Go hump a leg!

(Looks at Cobalt Kid)

Not your most charming of moments.

(He calls her Viv. Her eyes pop open, she gets nervous, but after this night, she just gets mad, goes straight up to him and punches Cobalt in the chin as hard as she can.)

MY NAME IS TEMPEST!!!

<smiles>

So the snake has some venom in her, still? I won't have my property destroyed by you a second time on Legion World.

<now calmly>

Now please, take my invitation. If we're to be allies, its time we act like it!

<perks up>

did someone say ... Bacchanalia ?!?!?

Looks at Cobie with narrowed eyes, but says nothing.

<falls backwards, dropping the servant girl, and a big smile falls across his face>

Sure punch like Viv...

Tempest then. Come join us at the Villa. You have no need to be scared of me--come find camaraderie with Hrun and I at the Villa for a night wine, romance and song!

I AIN'T NO FRICKIN' THIRD WHEEL! <knocks a table over in anger>

And bring your minotaur! Anyone with a larger phallus than I is something the girls there will never believe!

Silently takes Lardys legs out from under him dumping him to the floor.