Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Cobie's - Midnight Exclusive Lounge

[Bob the Cat]: You'd better open a can of tuna, Frosty. Nobody frisks me without feeding me first...

damm that cat can scratch

Oh and if anybody else from the security office asks i didnt do anything and if you see matlock just tell him i wasnt here at all.

polarboy, what are you doing here?

Wow! I needed to blow off some steam, so a little clubbing seemed in order, but I'm SO tired of the dives! This place is fantastic! So clean, lovely staff, beautiful decor. I've brought along a few of the contestants from the Pinup Models Challenges. They're all ready to not compete right now, and have a little fun. No one minds a lot of models in relaxation mode being around, do they?

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Heres some credits

*Quislet, Esq. wearing an apron and a hair net walks in from the kitchen. He approaches Sketch Lad's table and takes the half empty glass that Sketch Lad is reaching for* Are you done sir? I need more dishes to wash. Thank you *Quislet, Esq. takes the glass back into the kitchen*

Polar boy follows quieslet into the kitchen.

Im afraid I need to see you fully naked right now quizzy or i will be forced to arrest you in relation to a case.

You'll first have to get clearance from Local Dishwashers and BusUnderagedSentients 247.

*walks into kitchen in Hugh Hefner-ish bathrobe*

I'm afraid that at Cobies, I've been convinced that the 'staff' needs to have a coat on at all times, lest Legion World reap the horrible consequences!

Thus, we encourage all dishwashers to wear lingerie, bathrobes or super-hero constumes.

I didn't even know about this place! It must have opened when I was on my first hiatus from LW.

What a nice complement to SHAKES -- some of the same clientele, but a totally different atmosphere.

I think I'll have a Khundian Absinthe, and then head down to try my luck at the roulette tables...

I hear the lambchops are very good.

Do y'all serve sweet tea here?

<sipping martini, watching the patrons play at the roulette table>

Ah, I've been focusing on Security matters for far too long. It feels good to enjoy the good life a bit, and still get important matters done.

{former black ops agent Prince Faraweek approaches, now apparently a waiter at Cobie's, saying "they're here boss"}

Ah, hopefully my favorite buxom royal ambassador from Psyonia can join me, and we can show the Winathian Prime Minister and his wife a good time tonight. And settle that little diplomatic problem of grain prices in the Contested Territories...

No wonder Arm Fall Off Boy left - he never got his sweet tea.

hmmm.... looks like a nice place....

What a COOL surprise, an echo of PolarBoy! And look, there's Outdoor Miner taking an break from all the inanity! And Kent...being all thoughtful and possibly mysterious!

And to top it all off, this place is PACKED with Legion World celebs and demi-celebs!

A lounge?!?!

Great, now I've got to get a new smoking jacket. The last one got put out by the fire brigade. Smoking jackets and wet ceejs do not smell good.

Funny, I could have sworn this place was closed down... That incident with the Kuhndian Ambassador and all those dignitaries being hospitalized a few years back... Hmmm...

But it's not my problem anymore, unless someone is paying me to look into those things.


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Nope, nobody is.)

CJ Taylor and Space Ranger!

CJ Taylor is to glamor and intrigue on Legion World what MLLASH is to Funyuns and WHIRL! And though Space Ranger has only been a private dick for a little while, already he's got that air of...Noir!

This place is totally amazing!

How did I not know about this place?

It's good to see that business is still good. This was always among my favorite's of Cobie's real estate holdings.

<a Captain Marvel Jr Robot supplies Ram Boy with another excellent beverage right on cue>

Glad you're enjoying yourself, fearless leader. You'll see several of the LMB make their way through here, and usually in company they do not want the public to know about. This is where CJ Taylor met that Robert Kirkman lookalike.

now you got me thinking is Space Ranger better as a private Dick or a public Dick,

When Faraway Lad shows up, we break out the good stuff.

“I say Cobalt, Princess, so pleased to see you guys again. I like the way you have updated the decor Cobalt”.

Starts to whisper to Cobalt

“I think I have sorted out that little “incident” with the President of Dervonia’s Daughter and the box of melted marshmallows but please be a bit more careful in the future, they wanted me to marry the high priestess, and it took a fair bit of persuasion to get me out of that”

Calls to the bar tender,

“I’ll have TWO pints of IPA my friend, that last planet we visited was so dry and so hot I could scramble an egg on the Back of GiGi’s armour plating”