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I think you're outta luck, Mr. (Miss?) Semi-Incomprehensible.

I have it on good authority that STU has left the building, so I hope the fate of the universe isn't dependent on him for some reason.

<via communique>

Bull, STU has been implicated by at least one witness to the assassination attempt on Cobalt? Are you certain STU is gone? If so, what of the alt-dimension STUs who were also around months ago?

STU went into a door in the air with the Deus Ex Machine in hand, and ain't nobody knows where he went. If I recall, one of the other STUs returned to his own board after the "LMBP of 3 Boards" event ended, and the other retired permanently from posting -- far as I know, he's enjoying his retirement in STU's Mansion with a big stack o' books, comics, and DVDs.

Somebody tried to assassinate Cobalt? I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that it's some scorned lady...

Transcript of what Ex told me and Rocky:

So... it was Exnihil who pointed the finger at STU, eh?

I ain't so sure that dawg can be trusted. Word on the street is, lots a dirty favors were exchanged behind the scenes at his little Survivor game show. And I don't mean money kind a favors... ya catch my drift?

Say... who was it won that game anyway?

...er...

Ya know the challenge where the contestants had to keep their hands on a pole for over two hours?

Word got out that the "pole" in question weren't no whittled stick... it was a part of Jeff Proty's anatomy.

Can I borrow your Bizarro to Interlac translator disc? I've never bothered to install it on my Omnicom, never thought I'd need it. I mean I haven't run across a bizarro since sometime back in the reboot.
What the heck is this guy trying to say?

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Mr. Kid, When I had my Dark Circle training, I was schooled in 50 languages, including Bizarro. This is not Bizarro talk.

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<Opens the Big Red Book of Magic...>

Interesting... Now is this

<Lardy, Cobalt, Rocky and Yellow Kid 'port in>

Here we are! Anybody see this 'Numbnuts' dude?

Aw not a magic book. I hate magic books.
"You!" Yellow blurts out. "Back away from the voodoo book and nobody gets hurt...yet"

With a gesture of one hand and an intense scowl a mini-tornada, (dust devil really) around 4 feet high, forms and starts whipping the air. Racing in a circle near it's target the twister was bending and reaching for the pages whipping in the chaotic air. The book lifts slightly upward and twists against NtSI's grip as the air suction tugs it pages flapping wildly.

<Looks at YK Curiously, then at the dust devil...>

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<Glances at the book and makes a small gesture with his left hand. The dust devil vanishes>

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<Glances at the book again, winks, vanishes>

calm down.

have some pudding.

Pudding's good.

Lardy, want some? Say, while you do that can you track where this Dumbutz guy went?

Alright, he's got some kind of fixation on Stu. Where can we get our hands on a Stu clone for bait?

STU clone? Don't think so, but at one point recently there were some alternate universe STUs running around here. Any one know if some of them stayed behind?

As for Numbnuts...I've got his energy signature, now. should be able to track him.

Gimme a minute.....

<concentrates>

Life sized cardboard cutout?
He's not real bright that might actually work.

<Appears, Glances at book, Makes rude gesture, The back of Yello Kid's dress, approximately half way up, catches fire...>

rudeness. appreciate not do I

<Vanishes again>

? What kind of Legionnaire doesn't wear a flame retardant costume?

Figures. Discovering fire was a big deal when he was a kid. A lot like the creation of the Fratboy, the hotfoot and the Contract On America.

That bizarro-bot's not only dumb as dirt but he's dangerous too.

<Realizes that YK is a time traveler who can bounce backward in time to undo recent events... Revises strategy for dealing with him... Consults Book, Places ignore spell on YK... Henceforth and fore with YK will only be seen and heard by posters with an IQ of less than 50... everyone else will see, hear, and smell a yellow goat.>

What's with this guy? He blinks in and out like he's a strobe light.

-A medium sized yellow goat stands on it's hind legs and starts to spin in a circle one thought on it's mind-

"I hate time travel. "

-the Spin power swiftly forms that now familiar look of a tornado and the goat disappears in a flash of intense light-

-Reappearing several seconds backward in the time stream the whirling blast of light leaps toward Numbskull the Inscomprehensible jerking his hands away from the page-

"What the..?"

Yellow Kid spins to look behind him and sees a small yellow goat disappear in a familiar flash of light.

"You again?" He reaches toward the sorcerer and a blinding flash of intense yellow light spins forming a whirlwind that immediately leaps toward Dimbulb the Unreadable.

<Smiles inscrutibly at YK and gestures at something behind YK as the whirlwind reaches him.>

you. illusion attached to you is, whenever you stop moving thru time it will find The

<Allows the whirlwind to engulf him and vanishes...>