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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/25/25 02:39 AM
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You blow more than Sugyn.
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Not even Mnemonic Kid can make me forget how ugly you are!
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There's not enough Silverale in the Universe to make you look good!
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It was so sad that your ex nicknamed you "Micro Lad".
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What was sad was that YOUR ex called me "Colossal Boy". 
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Please turn off your ultra-big fat ass power! Oh, wait...
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Legionnaire!
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You call THAT Ultra-big ??
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Excuse me while I get my magnifying glass
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magnifing glass?
electron microscope you mean!
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So you're saying you're hung like a molecule?
I used to get high on life, but I built up a tolerance.
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you're breath is so bad, Staq offered you Altoids.
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Dirk farts in your general direction. (talk about a flame war)
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See if any of this sounds familiar:
I haven't spent the time to actually read any of this thread. However, all of you are wrong and I am right. My version of the Legion is the greatest of all time. The versions you like are stupid, out of continuity, and rightfully forgotten by all true Legion fans.
(breathes sigh of relief that very little of this crap goes on here...)
Your mother was a hamster and your father SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES! Go away or I will taunt you a SECOND TIME!
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I used to get high on life, but I built up a tolerance.
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I agree with armsfalloffboy's statements, except I am saying _exactly_ what she says.
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You've got a face only Keith Giffen could love!
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Monty Python blows. Everyone knows "Are You Being Served" is the best British comedy of all time.
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Originally posted by Brainiac68:
Monty Python blows. Everyone knows "Are You Being Served" is the best British comedy of all time. This is so true.
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Originally posted by Brainiac68:
Monty Python blows. Everyone knows "Are You Being Served" is the best British comedy of all time. You're joking right? Are You being Served is some of the worse TV I've seen, along with The Office! Mind you, some of the characters in the office sound remotely intelligent.... Can't say the same about some people here.............................................................
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CEASE FIRE!!
Of course I'm kidding, Pariscub. However, this is a flame war, so all is fair game. AYBS is funny, but Python, Fawlty Towers, and Keeping Up Appearances are funnier.
NOW BACK TO THE WAR!! (don't mention the war!)
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errm Brainy.... I never LEFT the war 
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Can't say we noticed.....
Hic!
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Maybe this thread will be rebooted at the end of the month.
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Are You Being Served? The show on late night public TV with the old lady with purple hair? THAT is superior to the dead bird sketch? THAT is superior to the Upper Class Twit Olympics? Are you DERANGED? How can you not understand that Hal Jordan is the only true Green Lantern? And that Keith Giffen is the Antichrist? PROJECTRA IS NOT A SNAKE! WONDER WOMAN AND BATMAN WERE IN THE ORIGINAL JLA! G'NORT RULES! AAAHHH! RANT! RAVE! FLAAAAAAAAME!
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It is obvious that you don't know what you are talking about.
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