Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board the all-KENT SHAKESPEARE thread!

I don't have any money!

What if I just send kind thoughts?

Bah! Here I was making you feel all welcome and now no money!

I need a new way to make some money.

I'd be happy with ANY way to make money!!!

We could start a Ponzi scheme.

now that sounds like a plan....umm whats a Ponzi scheme?

Basically, you get a set of initial "investors" who give you money. Then you you pay back the initial investors with money collected from subsequent investors, usually recruited by the initial investors. Once you have a set amount of money, you run away.

It is similar to a pyramid scheme.

So, basically, we just steal money and run away?

You can tell he's a lawyer can't you.

sounds like a plan to me!!

Gosh, I better drum up some business for this thread or it will not long be mine.

So what would people like to know about me? All questions answered.

Unfortunately, I feel like you might have quite a bit of business very soon, given some rumors and recent arrivals around here...

rumors about me?

"There's only one thing worse than being talked about..."

-Oscar Wilde

No questions for me?

All questions will be answered honestly.

Tell all about the rumors and who are these recent arrivals we hear of?

Some one from your shady past before you became the respectable upstanding pillar of our community that we all know and love?

Who are these people, where are these people? Enquiring minds want to know.

Or to put it another way:

Ooooooh! Gossip!!!

I haven't heard any rumors about myself.

As for new arrivals, I think Cobie is referring to the new Space Ranger. He is the only new arrival here on Legion World, although we have seen the return of the Riddler & the Red Bee.

It looks like there will be some doings hee on Legion World. Hopefully, they won't be as violent as the last time.

Ohmygod, like hi Mr. Quizzy-Poo!

Umm... Like This might be a silly question, but is this 50 lb bar of Platinum enough for me to keep you on like retainer for a month or two?

A girl just never knows when she might like need a good lawyer...

Everyday Girl,

That really depends on what mischief you get into and how often. I somehow think that the 50lb bar of Platinum would cover the cost of bail for you for a month.

Where did you get this bar of platinum from anyway?

I hope Gramps is checking the vault on a daily basis.

I gave it to her...profit from the Ponzi scheme

Ohmygod, Like No-One and Nobody gave it to me as a no-birthday present after my birthday got taken away last year...

Now I'm gonna be like seventeen forever...

And I really like need a lawyer cuz I'm like stuck at an age where I could go all "Katie Ka-Boom" at any like time.

So will you please, please like be my lawyer and like defend me if I happen to maybe like resist arrest just a little... or if I happen to be shooting target practice and some Phoney-like-Baloney Space Ranger happens to dispute where I can legally place my targets...

Pretty Please???

With Sugar On It???

Everyday Girl,

My services are available to all Legion Worlders. However in some disputes between Legion Worlders, I may have to decline representation due to a conflict of interest. Feel free to keep my office number on your cell phone speed dial. Also just so you know, my speciality is represnting people being sued for $30.

Do you charge $30 or is that people who are being sued for $30?

hey quis

my travel agent failed to chang and airline ticket. i requested the change and he just let it elapse so my ticket was cancelled. so i lost that porton of my ticket and my money. also i belive he maliciously change another stop on my ticket to a day later. so i was out two cab rides and a stay in a hotel. think i have case? its slightly more than thirty bucks.

Dear Sir,
Is there a statute of limitations on plagiarism?

I know I'm being out of character with a serious question, but if you wait a minute something flippant will come to me...

Thank You,
KK

People being sued for $30