Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board the all-KENT SHAKESPEARE thread!

I certainly don't think anyone is stupid. Every sentient on Legion World is a worthy and valuable being, and each is brilliant in his or her own way. Even KOKO.

Lash, I am concerned about these nasty rumours circulating about my past. I have booked SHAKES for a press conference on Friday to address them. If you can be there, so much the better. If not, just whip up one of your amazing press releases. It will be best to just come clean and let the voters decide for themselves.

Don't let the mudslinging bother you, Cramey! I've lived through several of these elections now and I can tell you it's likely to get worse. At least the LMB Enquirer isn't involved yet though I am sure once the final candidates are named, that rag will be all over us like Oprah Winfrey on a baked ham.

The best thing you can do is just continue to be you. I'll take care of the dirty work, don't worry.

And I think a press conference is a GREAT idea! Meet these accusations head-on with the wit, charm and kindness that you wield so effortlessly!

Hey guys, just thought I'd put this photo of myself up on the community bulletin board:



And, in print written by tiny puppy paws, at the bottom of the photo:

Won't someone please give me a loving home? By voting for me, you'll be helping my dream come true!

Everyone knows dogs can't type, Stu... and as for your claims to be a puppy, well... you look like you're getting on in dog years to me, old chap!

[sound of puppy snuffling in disappointment]

That's not "dissapointment" he's snuffling...

The neighbor's dog has been in the yard again!

Gee, I don't know - that's an awfully cute puppy... you just want to cuddle him and feed him steak sandwiches...

Upon doing some research, I discovered that the dog pictured above was placed behind bars for biting babies!

And I suppose that once I am Officially elected Legion World Janitor, I become responsible for STU?

Well, someone has to.

V is for VOTE CRAMER!!!

Too late!

OMG! Cramer is nothing more than a red "X" in a box!

Obviously, this sabatoge against the FAT CRAMER camp is the work of Varalent and Stu.

Fortunately for them, we are above such petty childish vandalism.

What kind of petty childish vandalism do you practice then?

Looks more like an inside job to me! FC, do you know where Lasher has been?

VEE is for VOTE CRAMER!

VEE could mean vote Emerald Empress. But I don't think she's running...

As we approach the close of nominations, I feel compelled to address some of the more scurrilous rumours which have been circulating.

I DO NOT have silicone whisker implants. That would be just silly, as well as vain.

Semi-Transparent Fellow is NOT my evil twin, although he may sometimes behave that way.

I DID NOT have an affair with Socks Clinton.

I DID once kill a rat, after a long battle necessitating extreme subterfuge - but I did give him a right proper burial afterwards.

I do not keep tabs on my Campaign Manager's whereabouts. I have full faith and confidence in his judgement and behaviour and he is free to conduct himself and my campagin as he best sees fit. I did request that he keep his nose out of dogs' rear ends, since dogs can be so ... unsanitary.

What happened to the promised press conference? I waited for it all day in order to cover it on "Eye on Legion World" but it never took place. Did FC get cold feet?

Oh I see. The press conference took place here at FC campaign headquarters away from the scrutiny of the press! Plus, from what I can gather over at "Eye on Legion World", FC didn't get cold feet but her campaign manager did!

VOTE STU!!!!!

I can attest that Fat Cramer was very polite to me on my previous visit to Legion World. And I didn't even have to let my daddy's space-lawyers loose on her!

Empress, I can assure you, my feet are like the rest of me-- HOT!