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As part of my job as Cramey's campaign manager, I have decided to start a thread devoted entirely to the Misstress of Mirth and Merriment herself!
A brief biography follows:
Fat Cramer lives in Nova Scotia and has been a Legion fan for many years. She first made her presence known on the original DC LEGION message board but became a BIG presence at the now-defunct LHQ when many posters moved there following the radical changes to DC's MB.
She now resides at LEGION WORLD and spends her non-posting time caring for homeless kittens and puppies as well as feeding the elderly in her community. She spends her weekends giving orphans free clothes, comics and toys. The orphans have nicknamed her "Mama Wonderful".
Many say she should be a candidate for sainthood, but you won't her the modest Fat Cramer saying that. "I'm just a gal doing what I can to bring a smile to the face of others, that's all" she states in response, while delivering a care-package to a 97-year old neighboor with no family.
And it is safe to say that, as leader of LEGION WORLD, Fat Cramer will do what she can to make everyone here smile as well.
Do you hate puppies, kittens, orphans and old people? Not voting for Fat Cramer would indicate that you do.
VOTE CRAMER! She cares about everyone
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WOW... Not much to say after that.  Except VOTE FAT CRAMER!!!!!
Touch the magic...
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Wow, and even those of us who really do hate kittens, puppies, orphans and old people still like Cramey anyway! Yeah Cramey!
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And I'm sure that if she were here right now, Ms. Cramer would remind all you good people to have your orphans and old people spayed and neutered.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Crashing Kittens! Lash, you're the best campaign manager in two galaxies! I'm doubling your pay!! Let's just hope I survive the second week of nominations...
Congrats to the Miner on his 1500th post. So good to see it used for public service announcements. Clear evidence of his statesman-like abilities.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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FAT CRAMER FUN FACT
30 years ago, a young Cramer was working a summer job as a lifegaurd.
She rescued a young lad who surely would have drowned without her aid.
That child grew up to be one of the scientists who this week discovered a huge breakthrough that very well might lead to a cure for diabetes.
Be touched by an angel. VOTE CRAMER!
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BITS OF FAT CRAMER BUSINESS
Turn-Ons: Being friendly to others, Giving rather than receiving, Helping in any way she can, Butterflies
Turn-Offs: Roadkill, People who are mean to puppies, kittens, orphans and old people
Motto: There's work to do and I'm up for the task!
Favorite Legionnaires: Streaky, Krypto, Comet, Beppo
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She must have a "deep dark secret". Anyone this "saintly" does. Actually, I heard that she toys with her food before she eats it, and that likes to eat her food while it still lives.
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I don't... and I am that saintly... I bet FC is too!!!!
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Maybe she has a dark side called "Big Bad Harv" like Two Face!
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
She must have a "deep dark secret". Anyone this "saintly" does. Actually, I heard that she toys with her food before she eats it, and that likes to eat her food while it still lives. Balderdash!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Maybe she has a dark side called "Big Bad Harv" like Two Face! Pish-posh!
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What about the family of mamalians she decimated. Ok, they were rodents, but they share 99.8% of human DNA
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Do you have proof of this alleged decimation?
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
What about the family of mamalians she decimated. Ok, they were rodents, but they share 99.8% of human DNA Originally posted by MLLASH:
Do you have proof of this alleged decimation? *sob* Y-yes...
[Rodent-English translations provided courtesy of telepathic earplugs.]
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Rody, I feel your pain. Support me here.
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Now really, Rody, what harm could Mama Wonderful do to a rat with all the powers of Superman?
Besides, no one likes rats anyway.
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I sense someone casting aspersions on a much-loved person to suit his own nefarious plans.
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Oooohh, I 'm hurt. Why would you think I have nefarious plans? I'm a simple bartender who provides whatever anyone needs. Why would you think I am anythiing more? 
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
My evil secret plan to discredit Fat Cramer is moving along nicely! SO!! You *do* have nefarious plans!
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Why, now I see you for who you really are - not only a manipulator of opinion, but a manipulator of threads. Your transparent ploy to alter my reponse will only bring ridicule upon the once esteemed House-of-Lash. Scoundrel, be off. 
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You're so cute when you're all riled up!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
You're so cute when you're all riled up! I really hope Cobalt Kid's statue stays up for a long time to come! Gasp!!!! Aw, thanks Lash! 
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I wish I had a Cobalt Kid statue on my balcony!
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