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Hrun is interested in thy offer constable. I shall meet thee soon.

However, I must insist that thy beloved stays here, as, surety shall we say, for thy continued honesty.

Tis true she shall be safer here than near us as I feel battle is close.

I can take care of myself, you know! (Eugh, beloved. *shudders*) I'm a member of the Security Office! Stupid gorram power inhibitor... *mumbles curses*

You know, you could help me out here, Matt... that'd be juuuust fine with me. The less people that see this humiliation, the better.

Please Caliente, allow me to help you. I will complete this task in getting Cobalt in Hrun's grasp and you will be freed--and then our wedding will be set

You see, now that we are alone, I can tell you that Frio is very close to choosing a time to meet with you. She is being led astray by Gary Concord and the rest, and once she is alone with ourselves, all will be good. You two will be allied once more, as you should be.

I begin preparations for our wedding, with Frio's presence there assured.

<flies off>

"Mmmm, now thats interesting Cali, for all his fine words he still flew off and left you here didnt he? Dont trust him Cali, and dont marry him regardless of your promise"

"Here let me help you" And Faraway knelt and undid the inhibitor collar and removed the chains.

"I think, if you will take an old mans advice, that Hrun was in his own way trying to protect you so dont be too hard on him once you see hin again"

Taking Caliente's hand he lifts her gently to her feet.

"I must go as I have to discuss some, well shall we just say, issues, with my agents in the outer rim" said Faraway turning to leave.

"you know", he said almost as an after thought, "If you want to get even with Hrun, you now have the run of his hall and you could set up all sorts of surprises for him and then be waiting all meek and mild here "chained" to his throne. He would never know it was you"

And with a wink Faraway went Faraway.

Hey, what do you mean I'll be freed after Hrun captures Cobie? Hello? He totally just ditched me, didn't he? Jerk. And I have to marry him?! Argh! But it'll be worth it if I can just... save Frio... and that Gary Concord guy, what's his game? I can't trust the Lonestar Ranger but they do seem rather close...

*Faraway Lad helps*

Thank you for helping me... *watches him go Faraway* I wish I could take his advice, I do. But... Frio... I have to save her. *sigh* When did everything get so complicated? I haven't even been able to talk to my poor Actor Lad about it all. What if he thinks... no, it's too horrible.

Oh well, Faraway was right about one thing-- I do have the reign of the Halls. And I'm going to give that barbarian a little bit of well-deserved payback. Oh yes, he won't see this coming... not at all. Finally, a reason to have a smile on my face again!

*sets to work quickly, 'chaining' herself again after she finishes*

Perfect. Now, to wait... and hope no one with more sinister goals happens upon my prone state (even if it isn't, really).

Hrun returns and grunts at Caliente.

He turns to raise a goblet and drink when…

The tapestry behind him suddenly falls, the ties used to hold it up mysteriously burnt. Hrun trips on the edge, falling to his knees and hitting the table where his goblet had been sitting hard. Angry, he rips the cloth and frowns at his wine soaked clothes.

Cali suppresses a giggle. Just wait until he sits on his throne, she thinks with glee. And goes to draw a royal bath. And sees his once masterful art pieces!

Well that wench made a mess and a half of this hall.

I needed to capture 40 new slaves just to clean up the Royal bath room.

good job as a barbarian I never use the place.


Hrun sits on a newly polished throne and takes out a whet stone. Slowly he starts to moce the stone ver the edge of his axe.

"Methinks I have ignored LegionWorld for too long"

<Stoopid Cat leaps out of a tesseract onto the back of Hrun's throne and bats Hrun in the back of his head. Hrun's helmet flies across the room and his axe clatters to the floor. His drink almost spills.>

**PURR**

Welcome back ya big oaf! It's about time you showed up!

**PURR**

Where's the Tuna and Cream?

**PURR**

Picking up Stoopid cat and scratching him under the chin Hrun slowly sucks on a bloodied finger and then claps his hands.

From behind a tapestry hanging run two slaves with large bowls filled with cream, tuna and cat nip. Placing them before Stoopid they bow and run back.

“Eat, Drink my friend I fear there is much work to do” and Hrun smiles “and mayhap we may end up a little richer as well”

Cats make such good pillaging companions.

Hrun, have you ever been in any towel snapping incidents?

<uh, I hope you're confident of your odds in "Shark vs. Axe", Sharky! >

A scantily glad slave girl arrives in the Halls and sees Lard Lad. Turning to him and smiling she advances sinuously towards him with a sexy smile she reaches toward the Lard Knight.

“My lord Hrun is not here stranger, but he has left orders that all warriors who visit in his absence be royally entertained, what is your desire”

do you have a Wii?

I wonder if Hrun realizes that this won't work on several Legion Worlders

Sorry posted to wrong thread

Well, she does ask what is your desire, so it sounds as if she's open to any and all requests.

I think 'she' looks a lot like Ru Paul

<checks under slave girl's loin cloth to make sure>

Yep, she's a chick!

Gawd, I haven't gotten laid since I was resurrected! he thinks.

Awright slave girl, let's go have sex--in Hrun's quarters while he's out!

<slave girl giggles and they depart>

Bloody Liberty!

That girl had a tail! Did you see? A pointy thing like a demon or something!

*sighs*

Yeah, she had some great tail, alright!

It is a crime to ogle an imperial slave girl.

Were you not aware of that?

Man if it's a crime just to ogle, I guess I'm up for the death penalty!

And just what is the definition of "ogle" in this alleged criminal statute of yours? It definitely sounds like a specific intent crime. How will you prove intent?