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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
This, my great lord, is among my favorite songs. I hope it pleases!
& Your singing pleases me little one. You may live another week. Throws axe in a friendly way at EDE's head. Now rest and eat my bard, for next week we must hear more of thy songs
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
*Lash walking away*
So Hrun prefers Eryk to me. Good. Like I care!! I don't care!!! I don't care anythng about Hrun's rebellious hair, chiseled jawline, or massive nipples!
I hope Eryk and Hrun are very happy together. Really, I do.
>hmmph!< I'd like to see Eryk take a punch to the jaw like I did...! It would probably break his face! *heh!* Break his face... LASH!!!!! Fathfull slave, well met and hale. Sit ye not upon the cold step, but come into the light. Tho ye be but a freedman my hall shall remain open to thee. Come.
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NOW Slave!!
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Originally posted by Future: Lash, I was half expecting you to yell, "Stupid! All of you stupid!"
Hrun, sir, do you plan on having regular bard performances and feasts in your new hall? My Hall is always open to all. Singing and carousing happens every night as we sit at feast. All I ask is the same as any Barbarian King. When time comes to raid, Your shield shall be added to mine in joyous combat
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NOW Slave!!
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Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian:
Throws axe in a friendly way at EDE's head.
Jeepers! That axe is dangerous! <EDE's Luck Lord appears. In an incredibly improbable manner, Hrun's axe strikes EDE's thrall collar, freeing him. EDE quietly leaves Hrun's Hall.>
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
A case of Opal Nera! That's a princely gift.
Hrun, you're a great host. We'll have to do another barbarian feast next week - perhaps your bard can sing a few tales of your exploits. I'd love to hear how you fought with Beowulf.
I do wish you'd treat your slave better, though. Good slaves are hard to come by these days. Most noble lady, Tis truly better to be a slave in the house of Hrun, than a wright in a cold and lonely barrow on the downs. My slaves are well fed, clothed and warm. Tis more than many can say in the far reaches of this Galaxy.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I say the two of us arrive in style tonight with wenches and exotic beasts and show Hrun's hall how to party in style! Cobaltus, I look forward to your arrival. Bring me wenches aplenty. The Beasts shall remain you own personal area 
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NOW Slave!!
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Originally posted by Arachne:
Now who in their right mind would call Hrun stupid?
Just thought I'd stop by with a case of Opal Nera in case you got tired of that mead stuff. this gift you bring me sweet maiden is unknown to me. But I give thanks to Baldur for bringing you to me with it. Please accept this necklace of fine diamonds in return
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NOW Slave!!
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How could a girl ever resist.
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Come sit and spin me a tale.
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NOW Slave!!
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Hrun, you certainly have a way with the ladies (and the boys!).
<Hurls axe over Hrun's head in friendly way, so that a keg of mead opens up and fills everyone's glass>
Come all, the more the merrier!
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Hrun has returned to his Halls. Rejoice!
The dragon ships sit in the harbour, with bellies full of booty.
We sailed to this land of the Empress and took a small tower. The Jarl who was lord there was a coward. He and his Fryd fled as we approached. It was wise on their part as we would have slain every last man.
There was Emerald's for all in that tower. Cobaltus took as his share all the maidens, alas, so we have no slaves to share.
But come, drink, be joyous.
Hrun has returned. Where is my Bard?
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Glory and Honor have persevered!
I am ready to being a long drinking binge to celebrate a victorious campaign!
Long Live Legion World!
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**Purr**
<Slides in silently through one of the thousands of Cat tesseract passageways>
Hmmm, a little message on Hrumnf's favorite cushion should let him know that his "pussy hunting" will only get him hurt.
<Deposits a large and highly aromatic "Message" on Hrumf favorite Smurf Seat Cushion then slips out through another Cat Tesseract>
**Purr**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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"WONDERFUL. Tis a gift from the gods, fuel for to warm the very rafters of my Hall"
Hrun picks up large flat pat and throws it on the fire where it burns brightly.
Tis time to feast!
Slaves bring meat and drink
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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 Using techniques of stealth taught me by Val and Tasmia, I gain entry into the Hall of Valhalla. I see no sign of Hrun the Barbarian but I do take notice of several vid-zines devoted to pussy. He is, most assuredly, a devoted hunter of the beast. I leave the Hall before I am found and go to check on my prisoner Kent Shakespeare. Our day of reckoning will come, Hrun - oh, it will come.
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Still tied up. ready and waiting!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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*sniff... sniff*
<enters Hruns Hall of Vallhalla. Notices kegs of mead. Eyes begin to glow. Kegs of mead mysteriously fall to the floor, bursting open, and . Runs quickly from Hall.>
*meow*
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Hrun returns to his halls and splashes through the spilled mead.
He reverentially places the statues he has rescued in an alcove to the side of hall. And places many gifts of jewels and fruits and wine at their feet.
"I shall protect and preserve these statues from those who would deface them"
Sniffing he notices a cat smell. Turning he sees Jinks running from the hall and throws a half full keg of mead. It bounces off the wall and covers the cat in a golden shower.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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**Hiss**
<Sits at the terminus of a tesseract directly above Hurnfb's favorite chair patiently waiting for his return...>
**Hiss**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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As Hrun sits down he yawns and stretches. As he does so he throws his hands up. One if Hruns huge ham like fists travels up through the tesseract and catches SC just on the bum. The force of the blow sends SC spinning off through another tesseract.
Unfortunately SC is unable to stop the action planned for Hrun and is very embarrassed to leave a large smelly deposit in the swimming pool at Varalents Villa.
**Hiss**
That oafish clod. Wait till I see him next
**Hiss**
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Phew. Good thing the Villa's pool is still empty.
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Hrun, returns to his halls, battered and bloody from his battle.
He moves over to an alcove and steps in. A warm golden glow washes over him and he steps out fresh, and with a new harder, longer and even more shiny helmet. A new set of chain mail armour, with greives, and a new shield, and Hrun is ready to start out again.
Taking a small amulet from a trunk Hrun sets out on his hunt once more.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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I think I better turn invisible before I go in. Wow what a big hall. All the better to hold that huge mound of cat poo.
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Using powers granted to them by the green folk Hruns guards can see the invisible man. They watch for a few moments, amused as Semi thinks he is unseen.
After a while they decide to act.
Detaching themselves from the ceiling beams where they had blended in with the intricately carved horses, lions and other, more fantastical, creatures they start to slowly creep down the fluted columns.
Half way down the Griffins leap. As two fly overhead a third pounces on Semi. Quickly overpowering him the Griffin roars defiance into the heroes face.
"Phew! do you need some breath freshener" says a winded Semi.
Acting with an intelligence belied by their monstrous appearance the Griffins somehow manage to tie semi in a large chain. Then they fly up to a hight of about 10 feet and drop him, PLOP, into the large pile of cat poo he has just brought in.
After that they fly him back to Shakes and drop the now very ripe smelling semi into the pool.
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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**ROAR**
The TIGER GOD AVATAR leaps out of a tesseract directly in front of Hrun.
"Looking for a little pussy, Hrunbf?"
The shock on Hrun's ugly mug is evident but his warrior instincts quickly take over and the battle begins.
Elfwine whirls and cuts... the TIGER GOD AVATAR's claws slash... within seconds both combatants are a bloody mess but neither backs down in the slightest.
The battle quickly takes a toll on the barbarian's sanctum. The rough hewn furniture of the hall is smashed beyond repair, it's wall hangings are shredded, casks of mead are smashed, and the fire pit is demolished...
The fire rages around the two combatants but neither notices - both are in the clutches of their private berserker rages.
Slowly and at great cost the battle turns in favor of the TIGER GOD AVATAR and Hrun is forced to retreat. Behind the sole remaining undamaged wall hanging is a tunnel. Hrun bolts thru it and triggers a dead fall that blocks the entrance.
**ROAR**
The TIGER GOD AVATAR's rage is unabated, he demolishes what is left of Hrun's hall then leaps into a tesseract - leaving the now raging fire to finish the destruction.
"NOW I'M HUNTING YOU, HRUNBF! MAYBE I'LL TURN YOU INTO A BARBARIAN SKIN POUCH FOR A PUSSY TO KEEP THINGS IN!!!"
**ROAR**
When you're in Danger or in Trouble I will be there on the Double.
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