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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by future king:
Legion Tracker,
Who will win the current election on the LSH book? Isn't it great to have an election again? I voted for Vi, but Nura tells me no. But then, she keeps seeing herself hanging out with Dyogene, so maybe she's not paying enough attention.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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LT, are you honored, insulted, or indifferent to being sometimes assumed to be a Quank alt-ID?
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I'm honored for someone to assume I would have a layered ID repertoire...Quank or otherwise.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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LT, who was the first super-villain you ever had a crush on?
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LT, what is your favorite Robin Williams film?
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LT,
Who invented liquid soap and why?
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LT,
Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
LT, who was the first super-villain you ever had a crush on? Super-villains. That's not how I roll.
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Originally posted by Kent:
LT, what is your favorite Robin Williams film? I like several. Good Morning, Vietnam. Dead Poets Society. Birdcage.
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LT, is there any truth to the rumor of a lost weekend on the Planet Ventura with you and Vacationing Linear Woman Liri Lee????
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Originally posted by future king:
LT,
Who invented liquid soap and why? fk, please recheck the name. I track Legion, not liquid. But since you brought it up, I wonder why there are no liquid-powered Legionnaires. I guess Polar Boy is a derivative. But a hero with liquid soap powers? How about Ssssliquid Lass?
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Originally posted by Kent:
LT,
Are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced? Yes. No.
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Originally posted by Lucifer07:
LT, is there any truth to the rumor of a lost weekend on the Planet Ventura with you and Vacationing Linear Woman Liri Lee???? What happens on Ventura...well, you know. But it was more circular than linear.
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LT,
Favorite classic comedy team or duo?
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LT,
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Kent:
LT,
Favorite classic comedy team or duo? Today's answer is Andy and Barney.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Originally posted by Chief Taylor:
LT,
Do you like movies about gladiators? I don't think I've ever watched an entire gladiator movie. My mother used to grow gladioli though. But they weren't in movies. In fact, they could hardly move at all...something about the roots. So they were better suited to star in a still life. But can a still life have stars? Wait, there's Van Gogh's "Starry Night." But is that a still life or a landscape? Does it count if it's mostly a picture of stars and not land? What was the question?
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LT,
Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?
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Originally posted by Chief Taylor:
LT,
Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison? Kemal...is that you?
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LT,
if you had to sing karaoke, what would you sing?
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"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Originally posted by Kent:
LT,
if you had to sing karaoke, what would you sing? My most recent renditions include "Time Warp" and "Chattanooga Choo Choo," but other people selected them. I'd choose "On the Road Again." By the way, I don't think I've ever mentioned that Kent Shakespeare is one of my favorite Legionnaires. He's a nice guy. And I like his cool lenses.
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cool! ...or is it a ploy? should I change this thread to: Who is Legion Tracker? Friend or suck-up? 
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nah. Kent is cool. No need to fake appreciation. 
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Legion Tracker, it's been too days since you posted to this thread. Do you no longer love us?
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