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I think that one ruined itself.

It WAS a pretty crappy joke.

Here's one I like:

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.

I saw this on a T-shirt and liked it (and got it) immediately.

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

I saw this on a t-shirt back in college and it took me awhile to get it:

"Two of a kind beats a straight."

I saw this on the restroom wall in high school (don't ask me why I've remembered it for so long):

She offered her honor;
He honored her offer.
All night long, it was honor and offer.

^^Love it!

I never heard that before. It's a keeper.

My post on this thread left earlier today was munched somehow. It's completely disappeared from the space-time continuum.



I guess this means that joke T-shirts are likely to bring on the next Ultimate Destruction of All That Is.

Or else it means that I should just go catch some long-overdue "Z"s. I can't decide.

Muncha buncha, muncha buncha, muncha buncha, muncha buncha, Fritos goes with lunch

I was a Doritos man myself.

I go both ways, so long as it doesn't involve that wretched chili flavor.

The new Doritos Sweet Chili (or whatever) is entirely too salty. The Fritos is OK.

I accidentally bought some "chili" Cheetos a few weeks back and ended up abandoning them to fate in the warehouse's lounge. Bleah!

The vending machines are notoriously bad about actually dispensing what a person purchases anyway. They have those "coil" things that tend to lodge the snack bag against the window of the machine. Thanks to my almost-twelve months of pain-inducing manual labor, however, I'm now buffed enough to rock the damn machine safely if it doesn't co-operate with me at snack time.

Let it never be said that capitalism is without positive impact on the daily life of the proletariat.

Our vending machines are similar.

I am occasionally called upon to the machine-rocking on behalf of some of the older employees when their purchases get stuck.

The soda machines are the worst, though, since rocking them will not help you.

I love the line from Ben Hamper's Rivethead regarding the choice between the GM plant's cafeteria and its vending machines: "Fasting was both a popular and intelligent option."

I lost my copy of that book, and desperately need to replace it.

Not read it myself, but it sounds funny.

Our cafeteria at work is.....adequate.

We don't have a cafeteria or any other kind of food service in the building where I work, but there are only 15 people who work in it.

The Boston Public Library (the main building) now has an upscale cafe in it.

My advice is to read it, but avoid reading the cafeteria chapter while consuming any type of food. The quiz where you match up what non-food item reminds you of the GM cafeteria special of the day is particularly .

food is a nightmare when I have to go to main campus. not only bad, but overpriced.

Food is a nightmare
Love is a battlefield

I'd actually buy a Pat Benatar record called "Food is a Nightmare".

She does need a new song.

She seems to do OK touring, but a hit would certainly be useful.