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So Craig's List can restore their Adult Services section in Canada.

Unsurprisingly, the Federal government is appealing the decision.

I suppose the Evil Genius Supper Club is about to reopen...

I should hope so! I got a gift card there two Christmases ago that I haven't used yet!

There are only 86 more shopping days until CHristmas.

I feel sad for all the sex traffickers who might be horribly inconvenienced if anything happens to CL.

Oh, wait. This isn't Lies thread is it? Never mind. I need to be asleep as of 6 PM yesterday.

The Supper Club has never closed, though the cabaret shows have been scaled back quite a bit. The extended run of "Thora Taunts the Audience" dinner theatre was panned by the LW critics.

Maybe you should hold auditions for a new act. I'm sure someone on Legion World has a talent that would be appropriate.

I can play "Lady of Spain" using my armpit.

Don't call us. We'll call you.

QUIS IS...

<span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text"><span style="font-size: 17px;">WAKKO WARNER!!</span></span></span>

It's time for An-i-man-i-acs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're An-i-man-i-acs

Come join the Warner brothers
And the Warner sister Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose...
And then vamoose...
And now you know the plot

We're An-i-man-i-acs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
We're An-i-man-i-acs

Meet Pinky and the brain
Who want to rule the universe
Goodfeathers flock together,
Slappy wacks 'em with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy
While Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped
We have no script
Why bother to rehearse

We're An-i-man-i-acs
We have play for play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
We're An-i-man-ee
Totally and zany
Here's the shows namey
An-i-man-i-acs
Those are the facts!

Et en français:

Voici l'heure des Animaniacs
On a disjoncté à max
Soyez cool; soyez relax
Sur le rire pas de taxe
On est les Animaniacs

Nous c'est Yakko et Wakko
Je suis Dot leur petite soeur
Pour égayer le studio on a joué les agitateurs
Comme ça n'a pas beaucoup plu
Ils ont bouclé les Warners
On s'est enfui et nous voici pour votre plus grand bonheur

On est les Animaniacs
Dot vous charme; Yakko s'éclaxe
Wakko est super-voraxe
Et Bill Clinton joue du sax'
On est les Animaniacs!

Y'a Minus et Cortex
Qui veulent diriger l'Univers
Les pigeons font du zèle
Rififi pique une crise de nerf
Toubeau poursuit Mindy
Rita déclame des vers
Les auteurs flippent, on jette leur scripts et ça les désespère

On est les Animaniacs
On a signé des contraxes
Nos folies vous désaxent
Suivez nous pour faire des frasques
Les Animani
Qui sement la zizanie
Qui ont des drôles des manies
Aniii-manii-acs!
On s'marre à max!

Here is the song translated (via Babel Fish) from English to French, then back into English.


It' ; time of S for l' A-I-man-I-acs And we' ; insane Re to the maximum you Rest so much just behind and slacken You' ; to laugh at L jusqu' so that you crumble We' ; A-I-man-I-acs Re Come unite Warner Brothers And the point of sister of Warner Juste for l' recreation we run around the film fate of Warner qu' they close us with key in the tower all the times that we get caught but we break loosely… And then vamoose… And now you know the piece of We' ground; ; A-I-man-I-acs Re the point am the nice yaks and of Yakko Wakko packs far the snacks While Bill Clinton plays the We' sax; ; A-I-man-I-acs Re Gathering rosâtre and the brain Which want to order l' universe Bandages of Goodfeathers together, Wacks ' of Slappy; end of support with its purse Chasses Mindy of buttons While Rita sings worms the authors reversed to Us n' let us have any manuscript Why trouble prepare We' ; A-I-man-I-acs Re We have the play for contracts of play We' ; insane Re to the There' maximum; ; idiocy of S in our soft We' ; l' A-I-man-EE Re Completely and insane Here' ; S the namey d' exposures A-I-man-I-acs Such are the facts!

The French text translated into English by Babelfish gives us:

Here l' hour of Animaniacs One tripped with max Be cool; be relaxed On the laughter not of tax One is Animaniacs Us c' is Yakko and Wakko I am Dot their little sister To brighten the studio the agitators were played Like that n' did not rain much They buckled Warners One s' is fled and us here for your greater happiness One is Animaniacs Dowry charms you; Yakko s' éclaxe Wakko is super-voraxe And Bill Clinton plays of the sax' One is Animaniacs! Y' has Minus and Cortex Who want to direct l' Universe The pigeons make zeal Trouble pricks an attack of nerves Toubeau continues Mindy Rita déclame of the worms The authors flippent, one throws their scripts and that despairs them One is Animaniacs Contraxes were signed Our madnesses offset you Follow us to make escapades Animani Who sow the discord Who have funny manias Aniii-manii-acs! One s' enough with max!

and I thought I had no life.

It's like I used to say on the Animaniacs Usenet group back around '98 or so: I had a life once, but I couldn't keep up the payments.

It's because of that Usenet board that I met mr_cleome, back when he was still a swinging bachelor. I think it was still about 50% <strike>exotic</strike> weird to meet people on the internet back then-- but I could be mistaken.

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

People who think they're always right are very annoying to those of us who actually are.

Memphis Minnie's "Caught Me Wrong Again" is one of the best Blues songs ever.

(obligatory youtube link)

I got tired of being always right. It's more fun to be wrong now and then.

People can have odd definitions of fun. Think about it, how much fun would a barrel of monkeys really be?

Certainly a barrel of monkeys would be more fun that a barrel of IRS regulations.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

but wouldn't the monkeys just crap all over the regs?