Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Kill this Thread V: the 24 hour version!

Lawns ARE stoopid.

But gardens are faaaaaaabulous! Especially Xeriscapes, because during the summer they don't need water. I want a Xeriscaped front yard soooooo bad!

I read Harvey Comics when I was a kid. I wonder how they would hold up now. We've discussed this elsewhere, but I particularly wonder how Hot Stuff the Little Devil even managed to get published without someone somewhere raising a big stink about an overtly demonic character.

BTW, didja' know that they updated Caspar and Wendy?

That's rather disturbing, but it might work.

I think some of those were written by J.M. DeMatteis. I may have to see if there are any trades over at the library.

My favorite comment regarding Harvey Comics were Lash's immortal words:

Wasn't there a commercial that used to use the slogan "Give your kid the devil" or something lie that? I always thought that was a little bizarre.

That's a new one on me, EDE. I really liked Underwood Deviled Ham as a kid, though. Now just the thought of it makes me go .

Apparently it was an Underwood commercial, though the only references I seem to be able to find for it on line are people asking if anyone remembers it!

never liked Underwood meats, even as a kid.

That would explain why only my growth was stunted.

I don't think I've ever tried Underwood.

Eh. You're not missing much. You can take good-quality ham, a food processor, and some condiments (mustard, mayo, some form of pickle) and make your own version-- if you're into that sort of thing. Soooo much better.

I don't think I've ever tried Blair Underwood.

Well, never say never. If you run into him on the subway and he seems game, just remember: It's not the size of the food processor. It's the capacity and the quality of the goods in the hopper.

Or something.

But I don't have a food processor.

Well, the key then is to find out whether the celeb of your choice has one at home. If yes, you just have to hint to him that you'd really like to see it sometime. If no... well, when Sharky gets back from his vacation, have him explain to you all about how to set up one of those Pampered Chef parties.

(I should have my own advice column, damnit!)

Be careful what you wish for around here.

The "Questions With Up To 50% More Inanity Than The Leading Brand" thread?

and then some!

I warned you.

He did.

I did.

I really, really did.

Pickering
Tonight, old man, you did it
You did it...You did it
You said that you would do it
And indeed you did
I thought that you would rue it
I doubted you'd do it
But now I must admit it
That succeed you did
You should get a medal
Or be even made a knight

Henry
It was nothing
Really nothing

Pickering
All alone you hurdled
Ev'ry obstacle in sight

Henry
Now, wait...Now, wait
Give credit where it's due
A lot of the glory goes to you

I know you guys thought that Kent had succeeded in killing the thread, but really. No need to get all snippy.

Anyway, I'll be off earning something that vaguely resembles a living today. I'll see about answering your questions tomorrow. If you can't wait that long, talk to Rody. I left half a wheel of Machego cheese in the fridge for him if he's willing to serve as my understudy.

Later. [smooch]