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Re: Wax Poetic
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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It makes you feel good, From head to femur. Do you think it would If I mentioned a lemur?
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Re: Wax Poetic
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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I enjoy being misunderstood It feels really good Like I never thought it would
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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I gleefully rejoice That the feeling doth agree A thousand pardons, though For I must take a pee
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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We all once holstered pistols, We all once wielded knives, In this life or in past ones, We've taken Mayavale's lives
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Re: Wax Poetic
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Joined: Jul 2005
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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I am such a shallow gal! Who would want to be my pal?
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Nowhere Girl
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Nowhere Girl
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I'll be your best friend I'll be your lover We don't need to comprehend The things we'll discover
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Re: Wax Poetic
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Joined: Sep 2003
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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I learned how to play for work, And even though its not a sport, but a game, the truth of the matter is, Golf is pretty freaking lame.
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Nowhere Girl
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Nowhere Girl
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Breakfast at midnight Sleep all day Contrary, contrary Or so they say Wishing for freedom Life on my terms Despair, despair I think I'll eat worms
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Joined: Jul 2005
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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If Scooby Doo would sing Wouldn't he sound just like Sting?
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Re: Wax Poetic
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Joined: Jul 2005
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Goozy Googol takes no guff Ethel Ether said, "Enough!" Steffi shouldn't 'a said such stuff Fifi folded, flung, and fluffed
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Joined: Jul 2005
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Zed, the youth, Is so very uncouth, He can't be bothered To tell the truth
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Re: Wax Poetic
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Roses aren't silver Which is probably good Because that doesn't rhyme And posts on here should.
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Re: Wax Poetic
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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I like gold I like silver Much like Cobie Loves a chilver
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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I once knew a girl Who came from The Blorenge Her face was pretty But her teeth were orange!
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Re: Wax Poetic
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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If you consider a Welsh place name satisfactory. By the by, pedant is a rhyme refractory.
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Re: Wax Poetic
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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I occasionally wonder About all those Legion World n00bs And if they will be accepting Of my hairy man-boobs.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Inanity, Inanity It threatens my very sanity Profanity, profanity Results in a calamity Totality, totality Describes my personality Normality, normality Results in amorality And so, when accused of obscenity Retreat into serenity
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Joined: Jul 2005
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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Tibby Tibbles wearily wobbled and wibbled While being photographed by David Gribble
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Time Trapper
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Who at DC is smoking crack? I'm enraged by the end of OMAC...
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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My flabby body infers the life of a wino, Gotta get my act together in time to meet Seymour and Rhino!
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Time Trapper
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It matters not if your bod's the pits Everyone still KNOWS that you're tits!
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Re: Wax Poetic
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Active
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When I look in yo eyes So squinty they be Chile is this real-real Or is it a fanta sea
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Quuurl somethin stanky is something I smail Oh it's just my homey Anita Cocktail
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Calm Yo Tits' frontin' 'cause Calm Yo Tits knows, that awful rank stank's from Calm Yo Tits' toes
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Qurl you so cray-cray But I fixin to get some Cause I hear the footsteps of that broke-azz Jayqwuann
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