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Mr. Mllash knows my passion
Is in all things fashion
I was so into my research
I didn't notice time passin'!

And this month, at last,
Has the super fat-assed
issue of Vogue!!

I'm quite overjoyed
after reading poetry from Lash and Quinn
I hope to read more
again and again and again!

"I demand more poetry!"
He said, slamming his glass with a thump

And so he composed a quick little ditty
and gave this thread a bump!

Woe is me, Oh woe is me...
I wish I could read more poetry...

Do you need refresher classes?
Or perhaps some Space-Glasses?

With your words, my dear, I'm smitten,
But I have read everything you've written!

He is woe and woe is he,
Disaster is where he may be.

A little romance
is not what this board needs
but I wouldn't mind seeing
EDE try to place a kiss on Teeds!

I think her response
Would be a kick to his shins
To remind him that
They work better as friends!

A kick to the shins
Maybe a few broken toes
With friends like that
EDE certainly doesn't need foes!

A kick to the shins
would be just the thing
to remind poor EDE
why he's called 'Calamity King'

If I offered Teeds a kiss
it would probably be a miss
but I can't help myself no matter how hard I think
so "how YOU doin'" I say with a smiley faced wink

In the years after college
there is a sense of despair
as you wonder where you're going
and what you're doing here

Although this feeling
often weighs on my mind
There are always more laughs
that I can easily find

It seems that the point you are missing
In all of this talk of kissing
Is that it does no good to pester
One whose heart belongs to Lester

So you're stupid, all of you stupid
If you keep trying to play Cupid
For it's fruitless to try to fester
Romance between Teeds and Ester.

My heart is light this summer day
Worries and cares vanish in thin air
As on my comfy snug bed I lay
Dreaming about my lady fair

My heart is soaring this fine summer day
The wind runs through my messy hair
As I look out the window hoping that I may
Have more fun than I can bear

I love the posters of Legion World,
that much I know is true,
but the place seems a bit empty these days,
what i mean is, I really miss Stu!

there are a few
who've not posted lately
and I'll tellyou this
I miss them all greatly

Outfit too tight?
Colors not right?
Time to call the Athramites!

Too much talk of politics
tends to make my stomach sick
I try to escape it when I'm at home
I'd rather talk about Ancient Rome

The glorious empire that they said would last forever
Would it one day fall? No! Never!
It had honor and dignity, a history of glory
But their cruelty to the rest of the world is a different story

The Romans were terrible at times, they were barbaric and mean!
They wished to give the gift of Roman enlightenment so that everywhere it could be seen
Thus, Roman brutality provides a lesson that we all know in our souls
That any empire that wishes to rule all the world has evil goals

For no state has the right to dominate and say "all the world is mine"
For it logically must follow that the state will then fall and decline
So please Mister Bush and those with the power
Remember glorious Rome and the dream that went sour

Although Rome had beauty, art, glory and honor
The Romans forgot about hubrus and were consumed by their lust for power

Leave the politics to us
And go read Suetonius.

Suetonius is fun,
although he exaggerates a bit
But I'm really enjoying Plautus
I can't get enough of it

As for the politics
I glady take your advice
To be truthful FC,
the world of politics just isn't very nice

Spring is sprung
The grass looks fried
I wonder where
Mekt Ranzz did hide.

hello miss cramer,
you delightful lass!
i assure i was not
out smoking the space-grass.

If you're feeling down
Or maybe just gruff
I've the perfect solution
Some mist you can huff!

Blither and blather, talk and talk talk,
All day long i walk and walk,
but at the end of the day,
when the work is done,
I love comin' home to my red-headed Hon.

With Witch red hair,
gorgeous green eyes,
she loves me greatly,
and tells me no lies.

She's sweet and kind,
A love and true,
and after a crappy day,
she gets rid of the blue.

So on this day of infinate jest,
A loving wife is no pest,
Kind and sweet, a smile just for me,
I love her so much, my lil' sweet pea.

That was a wonderful poem that made me smile,
an amazing tribute with great class and style,

I hope I can find such love in my life,
Cuz you're a lucky guy, but she's also a lucky wife!

And in closing, it needs to be said,
Welcome Rick, to the Wax Poetic thread!

Thank you, thank you, thanks for the applause,
I'll try not to give you cause,
to throw me off, to kick me out,
I'll try not to behave like a borish lout.