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When I wrote my previous poem
I also had Lash in mind
since I think of him along with Teeds
cuz two posters that close are hard to find

And since I wrote the poem
in all this brief while
I really can't wait to see
if I made Teeds smile!

Teeds is a fan of verse
Of this I am fairly certain
And when she reads yours she'll
Smile so much she will be hurtin'

That's really good to know
To make Teeds smile
I admire her wit and humor
and her grace and style

I look forward to see her smile
because I know it'll be heartfelt
and when this young man sees a pretty smile
he can't help it that his heart melts

On a road trip long ago
I met my one true love
and nothings been the same
she's all i've been dreamin' of

although she's gone away
and i miss her soft caress
i know that somewhere Space Tart
has finally earned her rest

but in all the places i'll go
and in all the places i've been
i still hold a candle for Spacey
and I hope to see her one day again

Nura polished her nails
A most fabulous sheen
Now all they need
Is a polymer screeen!

I like the boards best
When they're goofy and squirrelly
And as for *tee hee*-ing
Well, I started early.

Who knew she'd be a fan one day
Of Imra's pink bikini?
The picture maybe does foretell
an interest in fashion swell
( But Lester's still a weenie!)

As campaign man Lash was so good
I might have made Dictator
But I shall be
Eternally
A loud-mouth commentator.

(Aw, Cramey, you're one of my favorite loudmouths! )

One more time
In rhyme

Teeds, if you'll turn
your attention to page two
you'll see a nice little poem
that I wrote just for you

Is Eric Hobsbawm History?
They asked in the New Yorker.*
I never would have known the man
If Cobie hadn't been a fan.
(Or were you goofing off again?
Instead of reading your school books
You're frequenting your Trophy nooks
Get back to work! or you'll flunk out!)
Though, honestly, without a doubt,
The message board is more fun than
A communist historian.

* Sept. 29, 2003

If you want to see Cobie
end up insane
assign him a twenty five page paper
for it is his bane

If procrastinating at Legion World
to escape from writing is a sin
that I gladly call myself sinner
instead of writing that historian

Yes Eric Hobsbawm in interesting
and I admit I'm a fan
but I can only take so much of Marxist history
after all, I'm only but a man

So I come to Legion World
to escape my terrible plight
because writing papers has suddenly become my life
except when I escape to here day and night

So thanks to beautiful Ms. Cramer
for being concerned
I'll try to balance writing papers and posting
at least that much I've learned!

Earlier I went out for beer
But now I must fear
Because it's getting late
In the morning I'll feel irate

In a dart tourney I played
And I just feel dismayed
Because I did not win
But I took it on the chin

Reading this thread is quite great
But, alas, it is getting quite late
If I don't get some sleep
Then I'll feel like a creep
When tomorrow I'll become quite irate.

I'm a poet and didn't even realize it!

Cobie will see
At the top of page 3
Little Miss Teeds
All smile-y

When looking at that picture
a smile did it bring
becuase a smiling baby Teeds
is the absolute cutest thing!

At long-last it is Friday eve
The best night of the week I do believe
For it heralds the start of the weekend
Time for 2 days off from work again!

Cammy Johns is a skanky ho
She dated Ashe but I'm not bitter
It would be my delight
to kick her ass tonight
and I just might! *amused titter*

Roses are red
Daisies are yellow
That alternate ID --
Is it a gal or a fellow?

I've been so domestic today
Not like I normally seem
Now I have an odd desire
To get the dishes so clean they gleam!

A travesty! A blight!
Nothing good on TV tonight!

The Guide tells all, take a look.
Guess I'll just have to read a book.

What Teeds needs is cable
Then she would see
Road Rules and Real World
Duke it out tonight on MTV!

Oh, sweetie, if I had cable
I wouldn't be ready or willing, just able.