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Canadian beer? Pshaw. We live in America buddy!! Drink American beer!!

/redneck

And a for Quis!! I didn't mean it man!! It was all in jest.

Once you have a Canadian beer an American beer tastes diluted by about six ounces of water. Coors for example is worthy of the designation "Beer Americano."

Heh, I see you've had Natty Light. No, seriously, I'm not really a big beer aficionado... except New Castle. I really like New Castle. Mmm... so, so good.

Caliente of California, born Anno Domini nineteen hundred and eighty six. How would you know how New Castle Ale tastes? LEGION WORLD IS GUILTY OF SEDUCTION OF THE INNOCENT.

Jeepers! Tamper Lad sounds freakishly like the Royal Inquistor!

Anyway, this is a thirty word post! This thread is totally kicking the ass of Cobie's Inane 1000 Word Posts Thread!

Anyways, its in our constitution, in section thirty one that, "Legionworld and its members are hereby charged with the defense
of the known universe and the seduction of innocents (time allowing)"

You've read the constitution? I haven't bothered with that thing since I got here. Possibly because I'm not a rules guy, though I like the fact that it's actually written in pencil.

Section Thirty Three of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms of the Canadian Constitution gives our Parliaments power to make acts that violate our rights, subject only to a five year sunset clause.

On a completely unrelated note (because I don't like this note and am, therefore, going to change it), my school, UCSB, is full of gay boys and I'm married to one on the Facebook!

Thank you to the one who thought up this collection of nonsensical babble...it keeps the brain healthy and wise, but not exactly wealthy...*sighs*

Remembering Ruth Buzzi, who once sang: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!

"Cornflakes. Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes. cornflakes cornflakes cornfalkes cornaflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes. cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes Cornflakes Cornflakes. CORNFLAKES! cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes."

"Uh...You missed a word."

"CornFlakes"

That's brilliant. (Hey Joeboy, looks like I'm following your post again.) Anyways, where were you last week when we were struggling on the "Name That TV Show Theme Song" and nobody could get "The Young Ones?"

Dammit! I havent even looked at that thread in Donkeys' years. 'The Young Ones' was my favorite show when I was a kid and it gave me a British accent. Has anyone else but me seen "Grim Tales"?

Great Shades of Satan! This thread has fallen to page 2! How can this be? And we're only on a forty word post! I know there are plenty of people out there with more than forty words to say! Post!

"Four Forty One" is a horrible road not far from where I live which I try to avoid at all costs. I cannot wait until I am no longer living in Florida. On a happier note, I finally have an avatar.

Or rather, I thought I had an avatar. I have no idea what I did wrong. And it was a nice Alan Davis drawing of Shadow Lass, too. It feels like I have tried forty-two times to make the avatar work.

I would *LOVE* to live in Florida! What don't you like about it Stealth? I live in London, England and cry forty-three tears a night over how bored I am by it! Let's swap!

ummmm... rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb.

For the forty fourth post I've decided to speak out against the Mayor of Montreal's delusional dreams of bidding for the 2016 Olympics. If such a thing comes to pass, I'll personally move to Quebec to vote yes on the the next independence referendum.

Blacula, most of the people in Florida are either rude or psychotic or both, and it's hard to stay in contact with the few nice people, because the traffic is terrible, and the roads are not built for walking or riding a bicycle.

Forty five.

I didn't mean for the last post to turn out that grim. So I'll make number forty-six about nice things. Ice cream. Unicorns. DVDs. Collecting comic books. The DCU being the best it's been in twenty years. Hope for a better future. There, that's better.

Unicorns are NOT nice things. Are you trying to traumatize me??? I mean, more than I already am... I'm still young and impressionable y'know!! And... stuff!! Yeah. Stuff.

And, while I'm on a rant, ice cream's not that great either. Brain freezes man. Brain freezes.

Four. Seven.

Is this number forty eight? God! What did I start with the Innane (misspelling intentional) one word posts thread lo those many years (or is it months? Nope it's years, at least two of them!) ago?

Is this the result of that momentary indescretion (and horribly bad spelling?)

But...but...if you eat ice cream one little spoonful at a time, or an ice cream sandwich one little bite at a time, it won't cause brainfreeze. And since when have unicorns not been nice? I have one who's always standing near my computer, and she's a sweetheart.

For the special FIFTIETH post, I have a confession to make. As those who have read the last post may have already guessed, I pretend to be tough like Stealth, but in reality I'm a girly-girl who dreams of enchanted forests...okay, the truth is somewhere in the middle.