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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/28/25 04:37 PM
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... booked my summer vacation! We're heading to the the land of the ice and snow, with the midnight sun, where the hot springs blow.
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Bold Flavors
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...wondered if Ex is going on a viking excursion with Thor and Led Zepellin?
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...had a halfway decent, inoffensive day at work.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
...wondered if Ex is going on a viking excursion with Thor and Led Zepellin? Close... Mrs. Nihil and I are going to Iceland in June, volcanos be damned.
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...found out how much I getting back on my tax return...I'll be able to pay of my credit card! YAY!
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...tookk the kids on a play adventure at the mall. Jeepers. Fun was had by all.
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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...saw a beautiful woman sitting at a bar... strolled up... sat down right next to her... and bought her a martini.
(OK, fine, it was my wife, but still... rowr!)
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...got my kids a much-needed haircut.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Gen X > Space X
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...was 195 lbs. of unrelenting misery and pain, until I discovered the miracle of BOOZE!
<span style="font-size: 10px;">Thank You, and Good Night!</span>
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...is quite curious to see how Cleome feels this morning! 
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... bawled out my principal and my director
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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...couldn't get any of my friends to agree to see Bjorn Again with me in June. 
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: ...is quite curious to see how Cleome feels this morning! ...pretty good, actually. Friday was only a two-margarita night, and I finished with all related debauchery by about 7 PM-- leaving plenty of time to catch up on sleep.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...woke from one of those dreams where everyone was wearing ridiculously complicated clothing and obsessing non-stop about it. The job is getting to me again, I guess.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Originally posted by cleome:
...woke from one of those dreams where everyone was wearing ridiculously complicated clothing and obsessing non-stop about it. The job is getting to me again, I guess. Funny...in my dreams (the ones I remember, anyway), it's usually the LACK of clothing I remember!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...am cleaning the basement... see you in October.
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...am about to get the final load of my stuff from my ex. Our house has finally sold. :-(
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Originally posted by Officer Taylor: Originally posted by cleome:
[b]...woke from one of those dreams where everyone was wearing ridiculously complicated clothing and obsessing non-stop about it. The job is getting to me again, I guess. Yeah, I know. But dreams aren't something you can custom-order in advance. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...won't be doing anything worth commenting about.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...will be doing some serious cleaning, if all goes according to plan!
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Gen X > Space X
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...rigged up a fake "drip coffeemaker" using an old pitcher, a filter, and a plastic funnel. See, the old coffeemaker broke last week and right now I'm too poor to replace it. Addicts are ingenious people with a boundless appetite for self-justification. You heard it here first.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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You know, you can inhale caffeine.
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Participated in a 5K walk as part of the Susan G. Koman "Race For the Cure" event in Reid Park here in Tucson. There were over 500 runners and 11000 non competitive walkers. Over $1.3 million was raised for breast cancer treatment and research. Way to go, Tucson.
Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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