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Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217520 02/26/12 07:51 PM Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Fanfic Lady More Polyanna than Poison Ivy Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,872 Quis took ironic Seventies revivalism even further by singing Peter Frampton's "Show Me the Way" to an audience of none. Read LEGIONS OF 7 WORLDS in the Bits forum: Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 1 (COMPLETED) Retroboot (Earth-7.5) Arc 2 (WORK IN PROGRESS) "Don't look for role models, girls, BE the role model." - Legion World member HARBINGER

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217521 02/27/12 03:15 PM Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Ram Boy Leader Ram Boy Leader Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,891 Incidentally, Peter Frampton wrote "Show Me the Way" as a tribute to Quis. Frampton was confused at that point in his life and needed Quis' loving, loving guidance to show him the way. And Quiz did!

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217522 02/28/12 09:17 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I hear he's looking over a four-leaf clover. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217523 02/29/12 12:04 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Quis secretly replaces the coffee at America's finest restaurants with Folgers' Crystals. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217524 02/29/12 06:28 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Quis secretly replaces the coffee at America's finest restaurants with Folgers' Crystals. That WAS suppose to be a secret! Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217525 03/01/12 04:25 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Yet he never drinks Folgers' at home. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217526 03/03/12 08:42 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley but Belinda does. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217527 03/03/12 09:14 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: but Belinda does. hey! This is about rumors and gossip about me. Leave my cat out of it. Besides, she switched to decaf. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217528 03/03/12 09:17 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley still telling everyone Belinda is your cat? tsk-tsk... The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217529 03/04/12 12:11 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I hear that Quis and Florence Henderson have been BFFs ever since he served as her voice coach for the "Wessonality" ad campaign, back in the late 1970s. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217530 03/04/12 01:41 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley and he later hooked her up with her role in Weird Al's "Amish Paradise" video. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217531 04/05/12 08:37 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I hear that Quis is first in line to be Thora's Secretary of State if she wins the '12 election. (Belinda will be Secretary of the Treasury.) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217532 04/09/12 01:26 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I heard Quis is so scared of cleome that he got Thora to back out rather than see cleome get credit for spilling the beans. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217533 04/09/12 07:35 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR But he propitiated her much as the ancient Japanese did the bloodthirsty Kappa demons, by throwing her favorite food (cucumbers) into the river as she bathed there. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217534 05/05/12 08:38 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Quislet stopped giving tap-dancing lessons because some of the little old ladies who took the class started stalking him. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217535 05/06/12 08:53 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I hear that Cibo Matto and Luscious Jackson are locked in a furious bidding war to get him as their opening act for a respective series of reunion shows later this year. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217536 05/22/12 12:18 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,867 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,867 Wouldn't you like to know? You know why no dogs chase Belinda the cat? Because Quislet fed the last one who did to that thing chained up in his basement. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217537 05/22/12 08:14 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR On Valentines Day, he sent me a dozen long-stemmed Venus Flytraps. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217538 05/23/12 12:15 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley That thing chained up in Quislet's basement is writing a tell-all. It has lined up the same ghost-writer that Snookie uses. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217539 05/23/12 11:06 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I hear Bobby Sharp originally wrote "Unchain My Heart" as a tribute to Quislet, Esq. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217540 05/26/12 05:20 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley I heard that Quislet is pursuing a pro bono class action suit against Mondays, on the grounds that it is a cruel way to spend 1/7th of ones life. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217541 09/24/12 05:15 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I hear he totally fabricated the existence of the word "dupa" just to see if any of us would fall for it. (I spent several hours at the Polish Festival yesterday, and not once did I hear anyone use the word "dupa." [shakes fist] But the stuffed cabbage was good.) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217542 09/24/12 09:00 PM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Changed his email password to 'Oreo,' then sued the Oreo cookie company for violating his privacy, all in a misguided effort to bring back the Hydrox. The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217543 09/24/12 09:06 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quote Originally posted by cleome46: I hear he totally fabricated the existence of the word "dupa" just to see if any of us would fall for it. (I spent several hours at the Polish Festival yesterday, and not once did I hear anyone use the word "dupa." [shakes fist] But the stuffed cabbage was good.) When I was growing up, I thought Dupa was just another slang term for buttock. I was gobsmacked when I realized it was Polish. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: The rumor and gossip about Quislet, Esq. Thread #217544 11/11/12 11:47 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome58 Gen X > Space X cleome58 Gen X > Space X Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I hear that Quislet, Esq. manages "High Kick," an elite squadron of gorgeous burlesque dancers that are also martial arts champions. (Now available for bachelor parties, holiday get-togethers, or guarding that priceless gem that's just been moved into your local museum.) Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*