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Lemurland has withdrawn its Boston consolate staff in response to Quis' behavior. A severe rebuke indeed.
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
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Quis represented a group of lemurs, and conspired to have his own clients found guilty!
Moreover, he planned to dispose of his disgruntles clients by using them in a proposed apocalpystic battle between his two favorite singers, Anne Murray and Celine Dion!
Is there no end to his treachery? Really, if I wanted to get rid of some pesky lemurs, do you really think I wouldn't have some more imaginative plan?
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Originally posted by Teronna:
There's a rumor floating about that Quis is soon to be the target of an assassination attempt by both PETA and the NSPL (National Society for the Protection of Lemurs).
And the previously unknown country of Lemurland isn't too pleased with him either. Both PETA and NSPL know that I hold the negatives and my death will result in their release. Lemurland is quite happy with me now that I have arranged all conventions to be held in their capital city, Prosimian. I have also secured them royalty rights to such films as "Ghost", "Phantom Menance", "Ghostbusters", and "Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost".
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
Lemurland has withdrawn its Boston consolate staff in response to Quis' behavior. A severe rebuke indeed. They vacated their current Boston office only in order to have a new Consulate built. The new Consulate will be the highest building in the world and feature a 100 foot statue of a lemur on top.
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That 100 ft lemur statue would be great in a King Kong sequel!
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Maybe Quis can help them secure rights to that movie too.
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These days he's working on a special wiretapping job...
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
These days he's working on a special wiretapping job... I resent these unfounded rumors. Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out. PS. Leave the "flowers" on the back of the toilet.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out.
Are those nice Watergate plumbers available?
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out.
[Richard Nixon] I am not a plumber!!!! [/Richard Nixon]
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Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
[b]Oh and Fat Cramer, I heard a drip in your bathroom. You may want to have that checked out.
[Richard Nixon] I am not a plumber!!!! [/Richard Nixon] I hear Eliot Spitzer is looking for work.
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Psst--I think Clive and Quis are an item!
Does Sir Roy know?
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Psst--I think Clive and Quis are an item!
Does Sir Roy know? Actually Clive and Sir Roy are the item. I just like to watch them.
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Well...they DID spend a lot of time together on The Path while Clive was still a robot... 
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Item!
I've heard Obi-Wan Kenobi has refused Quis' pleas for help.
Apparently the ol' Jedi is a fervent lemur-rights supporter, and Quis has pissed him off royally...
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I knew his lemur hatred would come back to bite him in the butt!
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
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I've heard Obi-Wan Kenobi has refused Quis' pleas for help.
Apparently the ol' Jedi is a fervent lemur-rights supporter, and Quis has pissed him off royally... He said he had a prior commitment to help some princess. I guess I wasn't queeny enough for him.
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Originally posted by Teronna:
I knew his lemur hatred would come back to bite him in the butt! Rumors of my lemur hatred have been greatly exaggerated. I love lemurs. They are my favorite prosimian from Madagascar. I happen to have one here. (aside to aide "Are the photographers all set up?") *Quislet, Esq. picks up a lemur by the scruff of its neck and dangles it over the side of the third floor balcony he is on so that the crowd can see the lemur*
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Watch out for that PETA sniper!
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PETA sniper? Does that refer to: 1) a PETA member gunning for an offender against animal rights, 2) someone trying to gun down a PETA member or 3) a PETA advocate for the very real animal species of snipe that are often hunted in a cruel coming-of-age ritual?!?!?
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or 4) a PETA member who constantly snipes at everything you say.
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Every option, except for 2.
That reminds me, I heard a rumor that Quis and a PETA member went into a dark alley, and only Quis returned...
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Originally posted by Teronna:
Every option, except for 2.
That reminds me, I heard a rumor that Quis and a PETA member went into a dark alley, and only Quis returned... It wasn't that dark. There was enough light to see that witch turn the PETA member into a mouse.
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Psst.
Quis is secretly Non Sequitor.
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The level of rumor and gossip about me sure has fallen.
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