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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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Deputy
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It's "Talk Like A Pirate" Day again already? Where does the time go?
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Pour, oh pour the Pirate sherry,
Fill, oh fill the Pirate glass!
And to make us more than merry,
Let the Pirate bumper pass!
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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"It's true, I don't think much of our profession; but, contrasted with respectability, it is comparatively honest."
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Although our dark career sometimes involves the crime of stealing,
We rather think that we're not altogether void of feeling!
Although we live by Strife, we're always sorry to begin it!
For what, we ask, is Life, without a touch of Poetry in it?
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Time Trapper
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It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountan-cy,
To find, explore the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy.
It can be manly in insurance:
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
It's all tax-deductible,
We're fairly incorruptible,
We're sailing on the wide accountan-cy!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Leader
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Yarr, I didn't know till just now. That makes me so mad I might have to send all you scallywags to Davey Jone's Locker! Keelhaul the lot of you!
ActorLad
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Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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Trap Timer
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You know... two hundred years ago the U. S. was invading the Muslim world as part of our war on pirates.
It makes me wonder if two hundred years from now our descendants will be celebrating "Talk like a terrorist" day or something.
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Or they'll all be pirates and have a "Talk Like an American" day.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Arrr! Shiver me timbers!
Tis that time o'yerr already, me hearties!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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ARRR! MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YER BACK AND YER ENEMIES' POWDER ALWAYS BE WET! ARRR! Yer mate in the buccaneerin' industry, Red Roger Kidd [I got that name a few years back out of a "Pirate Name Generator"] 
If your klordny lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Arr! And may all your dreams be--about Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom (or Keira Knightley if you prefer)!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Bold Flavors
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strange but not a stranger
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Arrrr! Avast, me mateys!
It be our time again on the 'morrow!
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And all who disagree -- walk the plank!
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Wanderer
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Arrrr!!! For Booty and Plunder!!!
I am angry that the biased liberal media has once again chosen to ignore the creation story of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on this the most holy of Pastafarian days.
He who will supply our beer in heaven will surely smite Woodward, Berstein and their brethren to that beerless, disease infested place known as hell.
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Aye!
'Tis nothing so marvelous as a pirate booty call!
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Free Pirate fiction - today only. Fill your idle time between plundering adventures.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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Yo! ho! ho! Merry Talk like a Pirate Day!
Find ye the rock shaped like a Durlan. Then go 30 paces due East. Turn 180 degrees and go 40 paces due West. Align ye scurvy self with the statue of Invisible Kid using his power and go 2 light years. "L" marks the spot.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Yo, ho, blow the men down! (it gets lonely on the open seas...  )
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Arrr, where's me patch an' me parrot? I'm not a proper Pirate without 'em, mate!
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Time Trapper
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...stumble, stumble, crawl, crawl...
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Arr! Where be the rum? And the wenches?
- Pi Rat
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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I always leave me wenches on me workbench... 
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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