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Avast! Keelhaul that brazen-tongued cabin boy!
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All our movies are this week are rated Arr!
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You can't spell "ActorLad" without AR!
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World's Oldest Boomerang Kid
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ARRR! I'll just ask ye to go back an'read me last year's post on page 1, me buckos! ARRR!
If your klordny lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Aahh! Mateys, it look as if another Talk Like a Pirate Day is nearing its end. Break out the rum, you old sea dog and give the swabbies their ration.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Avast ye scallawags!
YAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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I believe Talk Like A Pirate Day has already ended in your time zone, Lard Lad.
The penalty for continuing to talk like a pirate? Arr, it be walking the plank!
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Yarrr! Me celebratin' be fashionably late!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Pirates were never fashionable.
Except maybe Johnny Depp.
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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In reality, most pirates died not in swordfights or shipwrecks, but from syphilis they'd contracted in brothels. It was hardly the romantic era that's popularly portrayed today. Yarrr! 
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That's why all pirate movies should be rated...
ARRRR!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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No one else remembered "Talk Like A Pirate Day"?  No rum for you!!   ------------------------ "Our revenge will be swift! ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd ... terrible!" --Kevin Kline, The Pirates of Penzance
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Arr, we bin letting loose our pirates on the dread frigate Facebook, me hearty.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Yarrr! The syphilis be too painful for celebratin'!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Deputy
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Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than to play a sanctimonious part
With a pirate head and a pirate heart!
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I'll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King!
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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With cat-like tread,
Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread,
Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all!
We never speak a word;
A fly's foot-fall
Would be distinctly heard--
Tarantara, tarantara!
So stealthily the pirate creeps,
While all the household soundly sleeps.
Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Let's vary piracee
With a little burglaree!
Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation;
Take another station;
Let's vary piracee
With a little burglaree!
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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Aye, stop that singing before I keelhaul ya!
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Arr!
Tis that day again, me hearties!
Arr!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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I've dressed for the occasion: 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Wanderer
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Countless years ago, while lost in barren seas
There whispered murmurs of a bloody mutiny
We took up arms and slayed the officers of rank
And with swords drawn, made the captain walk the plank
But as he fell down to the depths, he swore a deadly curse
"As sure as hell's my final fate, You'll all soon die or worse"
Now as we stand before the gallows waiting for the end
I'll say these final words my friend
At sunrise we will dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has lead us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits!
We returned to port with sorrow in our chests
An evil shadow followed us on every quest
Never to feel joy again was our fate
Only misery and death, fear and burning hate
We broke the law, betrayed the code
Now time is running out
An unforgivable offence
Oh, of that there is no doubt
Now as we stand before the gallows waiting for the end
I'll say these final words my friend
At sunrise we will dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has lead us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits!
Many years, have passed now
Yet, the curse still lives on
And now we rot, in a black prison cell
Waiting for our true calling in hell!
But for the lives we leave behind, don't shed a tear don't cry
The only way to break this curse is for us all to die
Now as we stand before the gallows waiting for the end
I'll say these final words my friend..
At sunrise we will dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has lead us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits!
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